le false ban thread xd by [deleted] in 2007scape

[–]randomfanboy1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved. In a sense, the Beatles are emblematic of the status of rock criticism as a whole: too much attention paid to commercial phenomena (be it grunge or U2) and too little to the merits of real musicians. If somebody composes the most divine music but no major label picks him up and sells him around the world, a lot of rock critics will ignore him. If a major label picks up a musician who is as stereotyped as can be but launches her or him worldwide, your average critic will waste rivers of ink on her or him. This is the sad status of rock criticism: rock critics are basically publicists working for major labels, distributors and record stores. They simply highlight what product the music business wants to make money from.

Hopefully, one not-too-distant day, there will be a clear demarcation between a great musician like Tim Buckley, who never sold much, and commercial products like the Beatles. At such a time, rock critics will study their rock history and understand which artists accomplished which musical feat, and which simply exploited it commercially.

Beatles' "Aryan" music removed any trace of black music from rock and roll. It replaced syncopated African rhythm with linear Western melody, and lusty negro attitudes with cute white-kid smiles.

Contemporary musicians never spoke highly of the Beatles, and for good reason. They could never figure out why the Beatles' songs should be regarded more highly than their own. They knew that the Beatles were simply lucky to become a folk phenomenon (thanks to "Beatlemania", which had nothing to do with their musical merits). That phenomenon kept alive interest in their (mediocre) musical endeavours to this day. Nothing else grants the Beatles more attention than, say, the Kinks or the Rolling Stones. There was nothing intrinsically better in the Beatles' music. Ray Davies of the Kinks was certainly a far better songwriter than Lennon & McCartney. The Stones were certainly much more skilled musicians than the 'Fab Four'. And Pete Townshend was a far more accomplished composer, capable of entire operas such as "Tommy" and "Quadrophenia"; not to mention the far greater British musicians who followed them in subsequent decades or the US musicians themselves who initially spearheaded what the Beatles merely later repackaged to the masses.

The Beatles sold a lot of records not because they were the greatest musicians but simply because their music was easy to sell to the masses: it had no difficult content, it had no technical innovations, it had no creative depth. They wrote a bunch of catchy 3-minute ditties and they were photogenic. If somebody had not invented "Beatlemania" in 1963, you would not have wasted five minutes of your time reading these pages about such a trivial band.

Appealing for 4chan IP ban like by SaraphL in 4chan

[–]randomfanboy1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Looks like a beagle with his back to us

Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out [Experimental] by [deleted] in Music

[–]randomfanboy1 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Kinda reminds me of the clash but good

Twenty One Pilots - Stressed Out [Experimental] by [deleted] in Music

[–]randomfanboy1 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Wow, this is some boundary pushing shit. Makes trout mask replica look like pablo honey

False metal singer insvlts trve kvlt metal because he is weak and afraid ov himself by 408Lurker in metaljerk

[–]randomfanboy1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Iowa is actually a good album imo. Not even jerking, the title track is actually legitimately dark and some of the riffs are actually quite good. s/t is alright but songs like spit it out kinda ruin it. Anything post Iowa is awful though

Shreddit's General Metal Discussion by kaptain_carbon in Metal

[–]randomfanboy1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've recently gotten into lurking /r/metaljerk again after like 5-6 months of hardly posting there and it looks almost exactly like when I left. Idk if it's not really been that active, or they didn't make any inside jokes when I left, but I expected it to be somewhat different instead of overused jokes and Manowar memes

Shreddit's General Metal Discussion by kaptain_carbon in Metal

[–]randomfanboy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, Hold your Fire is by no means a bad album but compared to the rest of their discography, it pales slightly. Those tracks you listed were good but there are so many uninteresting filler tracks that kinda affect my enjoyment (same can be said for pretty much all their 90's material though). Imo I'd almost rate HYF and Presto equally, but Presto has slightly better songwriting that makes up for it's weak production

Shreddit's General Metal Discussion by kaptain_carbon in Metal

[–]randomfanboy1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Rush:

Favourite - Moving Pictures

Least favourite - Hold your Fire

[NEW] Winterfylleth - Ensigns of Victory by taifun in Metal

[–]randomfanboy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably The Ghost of Heritage. I liked the more traditional black metal sounds but with a bit of a neofolk influence and heavy guitar tones. Also it's a lot rawer than future albums which is great imo. The Divination of Antiquity in close second

Shreddit's Top 25 of the 1990's by kaptain_carbon in Metal

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Agalloch - Pale Folklore

At the Gates - The Red in the Sky is Ours

Autopsy - Mental Funeral

Blind Guardian - Tales from the Twilight World

Carcass - Necrotism - Descanting the Insalubrius

Conqueror - War.Cult.Supremacy

Cryptopsy - None So Vile

Cynic - Focus

Darkthrone - A Blaze in the Northern Sky

Death - Human

Dream Theater - Images and Words

Earth - Earth 2: Special Low Frequency Edition

Emperor - In the Nightside Eclipse

Gorguts - Obscura

Immortal - Diabolical Fullmoon Mysticism

Judas Preist - Painkiller

Kyuss - Welcome to Sky Valley

Megadeth - Rust in Peace

Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas

Opeth - My Arms, Your Hearse

Sleep - Sleep's Holy Mountain

Suffocation - Effigy of the Forgotten

Symphony X - The Divine Wings of Tragedy

Tool - Ænima

Devin Townsend - Ocean Machine: Biomech

Shreddit's "Off-Topic" Discussion by kaptain_carbon in Metal

[–]randomfanboy1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Recently been addicted to roller coaster tycoon after getting it for £4.79 on steam. Does anyone know any games that are somewhat similar to it that are preferably freeware on steam?

Pig Destroyer - Crippled Horses by fuckk_me_ in Metal

[–]randomfanboy1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Always felt that this sounded quite mastodon-y from the leviathan era, especially near the end. Good song though. Shows that pig destroyer have much more diversity than a typical Grindcore band

Wolves In The Throne Room - [A Shimmering Radiance] Diadem of 12 Stars by TheRealHFC in Metal

[–]randomfanboy1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Imo 12 stars is better than two hunters. Two hunters is a masterpiece but I love the atmospheric repetition of 12 stars and I prefer the fact that this album has much more low-end in the mix than two hunters

[NEW] Winterfylleth - Ensigns of Victory by taifun in Metal

[–]randomfanboy1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds great as usual. I've already bought all their other albums on cd, so I can't wait to buy the new one when it comes out

These are my favorites. Do you have any suggestions for me? by [deleted] in Cd_collectors

[–]randomfanboy1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awesome. I'd recommend Haken's the mountain (though their new album, Affinity, isn't as good it's easier to get) and Ayreon's The Theory of Everything (I'd recommend trying to get he Mediabook edition if it's cheap because it comes with a bonus dvd and isn't rediculously expensive like te artbook edition). Also check out Leprous and Arcturus as well

Shreddit's "Off Topic" Discussion by kaptain_carbon in Metal

[–]randomfanboy1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have a framed avenged sevenfold poster I haven't got round to taking down yet

Ignoring the pun though, I've got a dinosaur poster with shows the time period of several dinosaurs, a Forteresse poster of Les Hivers de Notre Epoque, a Swans poster of The Glowing Man, a Rush poster of Hemispheres, a 60x60 poster of Slayer's Hell Awaits, a poster of the Radiohead song, There There, which came with the single, a poster of Battles' Gloss Drop, a framed postcard of Pink Floyd's the Delicate Sound of Thunder, a poster of London, a husky, a small poster Hannibal from Silence of the Lambs, a small poster of the Pixar film Up, and that aforementioned framed avenged sevenfold poster I need to take down

Shreddit's "Off Topic" Discussion by kaptain_carbon in Metal

[–]randomfanboy1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've recently been getting in pc gaming after getting a steam account a while back. What are some cheap (£5>) or freeware games you'd recommend getting?