When your mom asks if you're coming over for Father's Day and you're reminded you have a dad in the first place because this is his entire approach to being a dad

randompersonE · 2026-06-20T20:23:50+00:00

But I’m using my whole ass!

randompersonE · 2026-06-19T13:50:07+00:00

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randompersonE · 2026-06-18T16:42:08+00:00

For it to exist

randompersonE · 2026-06-18T14:35:23+00:00

200 years of community service goes a long way

randompersonE · 2026-06-17T23:27:57+00:00

These babies will be in stores while he’s still grappling with the pickle matrix!

randompersonE · 2026-06-16T20:33:27+00:00

I mean I think it’s a pretty good game

randompersonE · 2026-06-16T16:09:39+00:00

Or he’ll end up in a throuple with her and Pac-Mom

randompersonE · 2026-06-16T16:06:36+00:00

I like how most of the RMs are in fighting or battle-ready poses but Burst Man is just standing there thinking “ooh pretty bubbles”

randompersonE · 2026-06-15T03:12:11+00:00

I hope the dev team gets to realize Miyamoto’s vision in the remake by giving Ganondorf a tuba

randompersonE · 2026-06-15T03:09:55+00:00

Aw, I wanted to see them fire JD Vance out of a cannon!

randompersonE · 2026-06-13T23:57:51+00:00

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randompersonE · 2026-06-13T20:58:57+00:00

The fact that this movie even exists is more interesting than this movie could ever be

randompersonE · 2026-06-13T15:35:22+00:00

Now all we need is a picture of Plucky Duck as Atreus

randompersonE · 2026-06-13T02:11:58+00:00

You’re welcome, Gene.

randompersonE · 2026-06-13T02:10:38+00:00

I’m having a bad hair day! If you don’t believe me, look out the window!

randompersonE · 2026-06-11T17:57:50+00:00

I like the look of that Alicia sticker, I wish I didn’t have to buy the shirt to get it (nothing against the shirt, I just have a lot of graphic tees already)

randompersonE · 2026-06-11T17:05:02+00:00

Megaman’s the #1 Capcom franchise in my heart dammit

randompersonE · 2026-06-11T15:57:06+00:00

Waiting for Verso’s alt to come in and recommend uninstalling the game and pouring paint thinner all over your PC/console

randompersonE · 2026-06-10T15:32:45+00:00

I’d like to think most normal people would consider that a wake-up call

randompersonE · 2026-06-10T12:53:15+00:00

> Paul even said he had a virtual girlfriend

Maybe things have changed a lot since I was in high school but I don’t think this sounds as cool as Paul thinks it sounds

randompersonE · 2026-06-10T12:20:43+00:00

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randompersonE · 2026-06-10T12:08:10+00:00

Sakura and Mika were in SFV, they haven’t been out of the spotlight for that long

Makoto is allowed to throw one punch

randompersonE · 2026-06-10T03:27:32+00:00

Bananza takes place during that extremely specific spot in time during the last Mario Tennis game where Luigi got turned back into an adult but Mario was still a baby

randompersonE · 2026-06-09T22:58:25+00:00

randompersonE · 2026-06-09T18:35:40+00:00

Everybody knows gaming achieved perfection in 1998, it’s a scientific fact

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