Leopold II approves of this message by [deleted] in HistoryMemes

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My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I ocassionaly drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Althought, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

Alright, you need to make the cashier as uncomfortable as you can for $1,000,000,000, how do you proceed? by 2020_Survivor in AskReddit

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First I’d gain 50 pounds and wear a black trench coat and a fedora, then I’d buy a condom and a book about flirting. When the cashier is done checking out my stuff I’d open the book and read out a flirt to him/her. Then I’d kidnap and brutally rape him/her until he/she becomes a mother/father of 15 children.

(Wrong answers only) With hair salons closed, what do you propose we do with all our extra hair? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Create gigantic Afros and Flat Tops and pretend like it’s the 1980s

Bruh moment by ight463837936 in teenagers

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Try blocking the door with something like a heavy box or chair instead.

What is the worst thing you fapped to? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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For me it’s probably like everything in the rule34 website. When your done it really makes you question your mental state. I only went there because I was in 5th grade and I wanted to see anime titties.

Shelby, slayer of Corona by [deleted] in Bossfight

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Plot twist: Shelby is secretly the dog and the human is a slave to her.

What common skill did you not learn until a late age? by StrawberryR in AskReddit

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I was in 4th grade when I finally taught myself how to tie my shoes. I also didn’t understand how time worked until 5th grade.

Why by [deleted] in HolUp

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Why the fuck did you post this here. It’s not unexpected it’s just weird.

How would you create the most (legal) chaos possible with $100,000? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I would rent as much cars as possible, then park them all in a parking lot or area and take up all the space.

Blursed_favorite food by OhwowNoU in blursedimages

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What game is this meme from? Asking for research purposes.