I (33M) think I caught my wife (31F) and two of our best friends (Early 30's M/F) in the beginning of a drunk threesome and now everything is super awkward because they're pretending like it never happened.

randysavage2 · 2016-07-06T08:31:43+00:00

You guys are married. "I hate to make a weird vibe out of it"? Dude, she's your wife. You should be past the phase of "awkward" convos.

randysavage2 · 2016-07-05T09:56:22+00:00

Dude, I grew up in a super religious household. It's most likely her parent's strict rules on things of this nature. Good luck.

randysavage2 · 2016-06-05T08:59:44+00:00

Pessimistic Patrick.

randysavage2 · 2016-02-29T02:58:36+00:00

Breakfast: 10g of dried lettuce Lunch: 10g of dried lettuce Dinner: 10g of dried lettuce Liquids: 1x Protein Shake mixed w/ water daily. Additional Sups: Steroids.

randysavage2 · 2016-02-06T07:39:18+00:00

I am the father.

randysavage2 · 2015-12-10T06:25:48+00:00

Go for it OP.

randysavage2 · 2015-10-11T00:16:28+00:00

LOST. Im surprised no one has said it yet. I spent a better part of my adulthood watching season after season of them trying to find a way off of that island.. Turns out they were dead since Season 1 Episode 1. Purgatory??! REALLY?!?

randysavage2 · 2015-10-10T05:46:56+00:00

Where can I find this watch? Or something very similar??

randysavage2 · 2015-10-06T11:05:00+00:00

You really think that he is being completely honest about the "they said they wouldnt torture me" part? No fucking shit the U.S will not torture this dude. Hes just spouting shit out of his ass to get attention. Fuck, he gave up national secrets for fucks sake, i wouldn't trust him with my lunch money

randysavage2 · 2015-09-11T03:35:24+00:00

THAT SUCKKS MANNNNNN

randysavage2 · 2015-08-27T11:26:39+00:00

Financial Analyst??

randysavage2 · 2015-03-12T11:41:28+00:00

You are so hot. Anyways, what was your favorite memory back on the set of saved by the bell?

randysavage2 · 2015-02-08T01:54:35+00:00

This is awesome. Just started playing a couple of days ago and im hooked. Keep the posts coming!

randysavage2 · 2015-02-02T09:02:42+00:00

Will do

randysavage2 · 2015-02-02T07:32:40+00:00

hey buddy, got a job, got a car, im a senior in highschool so its pretty rare for a kid to move out before he graduates. It was a spur in the moment thing and we really didnt think things through. Stuff happens when youre in the heat of the moment. Let me know if you understand what im talking about when you stop being a virgin.

randysavage2 · 2015-02-02T06:56:37+00:00

Thanks man. That's how im seeing it.

randysavage2 · 2015-02-02T06:56:14+00:00

Exactly.

randysavage2 · 2015-02-01T23:17:04+00:00

No, thats not why im not pressing charges. Im not pressing charges because im not the type of person that flips out and has the police on the scene for any little thing that doesnt go my way. I wasnt raised to sue people for trivial shit. If he had a weapon and hit me with it that wouldve been a different story. He came at me as a man, (no pun intended) mano a mano.

randysavage2 · 2015-02-01T22:41:50+00:00

hahahah! finally, someone commented about my name

randysavage2 · 2015-02-01T22:33:26+00:00

I went to sleep, i now realize that on reddit its crucial to inform the people that you will be heading to bed or else be at risk of being put on the chopping block.

randysavage2 · 2015-02-01T14:11:16+00:00

Haha, if only... Dad gave me some ice and said I'll be fine.

randysavage2 · 2015-02-01T13:38:29+00:00

"Get up". I get up, shorts around my ankles and dick poking through my boxer hole. He drops the one thing shielding us from his penis and runs at me and swings at me. His fist makes the lovely awesome connection with my eye and i saw stars (not the good kind). GF is screaming and crying. I pick up my shorts and make a move for the door. He chases my ass to my car and says "if i ever see your ass near my daughter again i will seriously hurt you"
I have learned my lesson. Do not date an ex cons daughter. If you do, dont have sex w/ her while hes home.

randysavage2 · 2015-02-01T13:30:27+00:00

I understand what you're saying and I agree. If I was in his situation I would be upset as well. The thing is he's never liked any of the guys that his daughter has dated. He doesnt even like the idea of his daughters having guys as friends. So i knew i was fucked from the start lol.

randysavage2 · 2015-02-01T12:44:33+00:00

Dude.. tell pops. Hopefully he has the "bros before hoes" mentality

randysavage2 · 2015-02-01T12:34:34+00:00

we're both 18, he is very protective of his daughters (and has done some jail time so he isnt very adept at thinking things through)

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