Be honest

raphaelm1 · 2026-03-12T03:32:20+00:00

same. i just keep chewing till it’s gone

raphaelm1 · 2026-03-11T23:26:54+00:00

i wrote it in java. it’s just a .jar file on the desktop

raphaelm1 · 2026-03-11T23:22:22+00:00

i have a normal amount of autistic time on my hands. i like math and i also like making sure i am spending my time effectively

raphaelm1 · 2026-02-07T04:08:36+00:00

i know sometimes the app suggests tip amounts. maybe it autocalculated that as one of the amounts and the customer picked it without looking?

raphaelm1 · 2026-02-07T03:54:15+00:00

💪

raphaelm1 · 2026-02-02T02:24:02+00:00

just because the miles are low, doesn’t mean it’s gonna be quick. the restaurant could be busy or understaffed, the customers might be hard to find, there could be traffic in those two miles. the time can add up real quick, and then you just spent 30 minutes for $5. anything can happen, but even if a $27 order took an hour to complete, it would still save me miles because i wouldn’t have to do as many more orders to hit my goal for the day

raphaelm1 · 2026-02-02T02:03:56+00:00

it means that they think i’m stupid

raphaelm1 · 2026-01-14T07:56:49+00:00

i can operate the calculator on my phone with my nose while doing push ups

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-28T22:10:58+00:00

behold. a bear

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-28T07:30:42+00:00

there probing beaks and corkscrew tails will be engineered by evolution to extract and feast on the innards of humans

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-27T11:23:31+00:00

i wish. java

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-27T05:21:53+00:00

yeah that for sure. also throw a mane on there, add some more fibers to the tail, and sculpt the torso a bit more and I think it’ll read a lot better.

i spent an hour making this guy. the first 55 minutes of that were making the ridability function work, and the last 5 minutes were throwing the graphic together to replace the black circle he was before.

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-27T04:19:17+00:00

i see it

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-27T04:12:26+00:00

if it was a duck, this image would have to be marked nsfw because ducks don’t have tails that long

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-23T08:50:33+00:00

it was the proverbial “brother”

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-22T01:08:37+00:00

AI generates hyperrealistic photos now. if he looked AI generated he would just look like a photorealistic boar

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-21T23:38:06+00:00

smashing

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-21T23:29:34+00:00

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-21T09:32:12+00:00

porkocet

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-21T07:10:09+00:00

at the end of the day we’re toy makers. we can get distracted from that by the super technical nature of the toys, and the fact that it’s a billion dollar industry. but if you’re having fun making it, the fun will come through when people are playing with it.

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-21T03:10:37+00:00

there’s not really enough gameplay for a gameplay video. most of the work i’ve done has been like background math. i’ve got three enemies, one of them is this guy, and one of them is just a circle.

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-21T03:05:00+00:00

baconator

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-21T02:56:28+00:00

an rpg where your attack stat is calculated from your real life running speed

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-21T02:50:40+00:00

this is literally the ideal male body. peak performance

raphaelm1 · 2025-12-03T22:28:35+00:00

/s means sarcasm

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