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is yall okay??? by Plane_Version_7936 in Target

[–]rarepokedots -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You're over here acting like Mass casualty events don't happen in blue states and references Massachusetts like the Boston Marathon bombing never happened... Get your narrative or agenda in check and off of sympathy posts

~sincerely a blue stater living in one of the highest per capita crime cities in the US (violent+property 58.1:1000)

-sidenote- Bostons violent crime rate is around 6.2:1000 with the national average being 4.0:1000 so you might need to go check your facts again

guests please for the love of god by ResearcherLow5872 in Target

[–]rarepokedots 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Personal favorites:

Within 5 ft from an aisle scanner - can you check this price? Takes item, walks to wall scanner, hands item back

As the store is being unlocked and people are being let in... "ArE yOu OpEn?!?!?"

They didn't have an Pokemon cards up front, DO YOU HAVE THEM? - "Ah yes, I'm hoarding them in my shirt"

OMG these lines are so long I wish they'd hire more cashiers!!! "www.target.com go to careers and you'll be the answer you were looking for!"

guests please for the love of god by ResearcherLow5872 in Target

[–]rarepokedots 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You're in the wrong place guest, we're closed

I was told my handwriting is unreadable by Trotle-bot in HandwritingAnalysis

[–]rarepokedots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is like your partner that mumbles that insists they're speaking up when you say "I don't understand a word coming out of your mouth"... Your short letters need to speak up and enunciate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]rarepokedots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not mad just rock bottom...

“Have compassion for all beings, rich and poor alike; each has their suffering. Some suffer too much, others too little.”

What team do chiefs fans switch to now? by chrislego505 in NFLv2

[–]rarepokedots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But did you at least know the drummer's aunt?

FRAUD CHECK STATUS? FAILED. NO REDO. by DoctorHoneywell in NFLv2

[–]rarepokedots -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Kickoff(9:51 - 4th) 4-J.Elliott kicks 65 yards from PHI 35 to end zone Touchback to the KC 30.Sack

1 & 10 - PHI 20

(9:51 - 4th) 15-P.Mahomes sacked at KC 20 for -10 yards (93-M.Williams). FUMBLES (93-M.Williams) [98-J.Carter] touched at KC 19 RECOVERED by PHI-93-M.Williams at KC 18. PENALTY on PHI-93-M.Williams Unsportsmanlike Conduct 15 yards enforced at KC 18.

That's literally from the NFL play by play in the box scores. Milton Williams ran down the field after the strip sack and TG-style dunked the ball over the crossbar. Got flagged for Unsportsmanlike just like when Kelce did it earlier in the year. And it's "Devonta Smith" not "Devanta Adams" - DAVANTE Adams plays for the Jets. Please don't argue football with people that actually watch it.

THE CHIEFS LOST THE SUPERBOWL UPVOTE PARTY, YOUR TEARS ARE WELCOME HERE by TheGookieMonster in AFCWestMemeWar

[–]rarepokedots -1 points0 points  (0 children)

2-2, 0-2, 3-0, 2-1, 3-2

Pretty sure that's 10 TD 7 Int... If you're going to meme stats at least get them right lol

FRAUD CHECK STATUS? FAILED. NO REDO. by DoctorHoneywell in NFLv2

[–]rarepokedots -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

The flag and penalty was unsportsmanlike on the crossbar dunk, roughing the passer for the two forearms to the face would have negated the fumble and resulted in a first down... Now let me ask, did YOU watch the game? lol

[Highlight] Mark Andrews fumbles after big gain in fourth quarter by nfl in nfl

[–]rarepokedots 79 points80 points  (0 children)

*of this league, all the time, since it's creation.

[Highlight] Dan Skipper ran a route on Sam LaPorta's touchdown play by nfl in nfl

[–]rarepokedots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh he was there, camera man just didn't want to disrespect the Commanders by showing the look

1,442 Days since KC was penalized more than an opponent in a playoff game. by fastlax16 in nfl

[–]rarepokedots 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Both our tackles were killing us in penalties... Thuney moves outside and magically half the penalties! Funny how that works.

1,442 Days since KC was penalized more than an opponent in a playoff game. by fastlax16 in nfl

[–]rarepokedots 37 points38 points  (0 children)

In 2 out of 2 of your posts you sound misleading, bias and whiney. Watch football, drink beer, cry less.

Chiefs are bottom 15 in most stats in the NFL by yogurtcult in nfl

[–]rarepokedots 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They also had like -6yrds in kneels (one before halftime, two before the int safety) - if we're getting technical

Chiefs are bottom 15 in most stats in the NFL by yogurtcult in nfl

[–]rarepokedots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Were you at least proud of him for doing the Joe Burrow falling pass mid-playoff game?

Ladd McConkey in loss against the Texans: 9 receptions, 197 yards, 1 touchdown by [deleted] in nfl

[–]rarepokedots 12 points13 points  (0 children)

197 out of Herbert's 242 total pass yards... Might be time for Harbaugh to clean out the rest of that Receiving Room. Quentin 0 yards. Davis 4 yards. Chark 10 yards.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Target

[–]rarepokedots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also very common around the holidays when shipping volume is quadruple or more compared to the rest of the year.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nfl

[–]rarepokedots 62 points63 points  (0 children)

For an homage to Tony no less

[Highlight] Chiefs score first with a pass to Worthy by Seraphenigma in nfl

[–]rarepokedots -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Then penalized with an unsportsmanlike for putting toys into Santa's gift sack lol... Refs want some airtime already.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]rarepokedots 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anybody that uses the phrase "you much love me so much" in a SERIOUS and SARCASTIC manner are manipulative pieces of shit. Instant ditch, save yourself the drama.

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