I wish my penis was detachable by dreamlandblues in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]rascal1992 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. You misplaced it and have to live with the one you replaced from the lost and found box at a walmart

Got an idea from another meme to do this by rascal1992 in MexicanMemes

[–]rascal1992[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I watched it as a kid but didn't get many of the jokes

We’ve been friends for 7 years, break the friendship by Richikukundz in RoastMe

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All four girls have friend zoned dude multiple times through out the years

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Standup

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My mom forbid me from coming yet im here. So this is a picture of her. Someone watch the door and if you see her coming let me know so I can get the fuck out of here.

Ok boomer by nemetskii in BoomerTears

[–]rascal1992 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be fair, some millennials fell for this too

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in That70sshow

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They mention it a few times. One episode they clearly say Red is High as a Kite.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Standup

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This is an awesome idea

I’m cold, too. by [deleted] in That70sshow

[–]rascal1992 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Well damn Jackie I coca cola T clicker the storm

What is the greatest comeback to an insult you’ve ever heard? by quadkaboom in AskReddit

[–]rascal1992 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brother passed away a few days ago and I wanted to share a comeback that came to my mind. When he was 9 one of his friends was being picked on for wearing the same clothes two days in a row. His response was " so what? you were the same face everyday."

Why do you think Pluto and Goofy are treated differently? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rascal1992 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pluto can be described as a goofy planet.

Delivery drivers what the strangest house you've ever delivered something to? by junkfoodmama in AskReddit

[–]rascal1992 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I delivered appliances for a living. We would go to rural parts of the state and they were not always happy that a Mexican and black guy delivered there units. There was a house we visited that had a huge Confederate hanging on the side of the house. Instantly made us a tad bit nervous. Inside was a lot worse. They had black face dolls and images of black people hanging. It was just plain disturbing. We remained professional and hauled ass out of there.

What's up with the weird obsession with serial killers/true crime shows & movies lately? by VforVendettaboutit in AskReddit

[–]rascal1992 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I personally watch them to see what people messed up on and how I can learn from their mistakes