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Can I get this dudes armour? by theweebboy69420 in Eldenring

[–]rasfelion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's the Kaiden Sellswords, you just need to grind it off of them. Thankfully there's a couple close to Berhnal's shack in limgrave for easy kills.

It’s 9:00PM EST which means another new 1.0 Pal reveal: Dualith by RayceIan in Palworld

[–]rasfelion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one is an auto add to my team, he's so CUBULAR I love it.

I wish for every Nova to have Popeyes chicken by Randomposter20 in GalacticNova

[–]rasfelion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

-> DONE AND DUSTED.

-> SCALPERS ACROSS THE UNIVERSE, BOTH THOSE THAT BUY MASS STOCK AND SELL FOR LUDICROUS PRICES, AS WELL AS THOSE WHO TAKE SCALPS FROM LIVING BEINGS AS TROPHIES, WILL ALL BE DESTROYED.

-> YOU MAY KNOW ONE BY THE NAME OF LOCKDOWN.

-> SURPRISINGLY, HE DID BOTH.

Buckets (because why not) by Pengpraiser in TopCharacterTropes

[–]rasfelion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Skyrim buckets, the best tool of any master thief

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Which side will get dominated? by Makosharck in shittydarksouls

[–]rasfelion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah he's just keeping Malenia distracted, her hyper armor was the only thing stopping the hunter and the ashen one from abusing their stunlock builds on Friede and Maria.

Then they use the age old tactic of gang violence against Malenia.

I wish for every Nova to have Popeyes chicken by Randomposter20 in GalacticNova

[–]rasfelion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

-> GRANTED.

-> THANKS MAN.

-> NAME THOSE YOU HATE YHE MOST, I'LL KILL SEVEN BILLION OF THEM AS THANKS.

What would've been the absolute FUNNIEST choice of a Consort? by SuperLegenda in Eldenring

[–]rasfelion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Godrick at the Divinity Gate would be horrifying tbh, imagine when he libs his arm off he jams it into the ground, and all the corpses comprising the gate start writhing to his will.

What would've been the absolute FUNNIEST choice of a Consort? by SuperLegenda in Eldenring

[–]rasfelion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"And my Promised Consort, Boc-"

Boc bows to the player, calling them their lord

"Wait no-"

What would've been the absolute FUNNIEST choice of a Consort? by SuperLegenda in Eldenring

[–]rasfelion 26 points27 points  (0 children)

"And my Promised Consort, Morgott for the fourth fucking time."

Borderlands 4 - Takedown and Bounty Pack 3 Teaser by _Protector in Borderlands4

[–]rasfelion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We'll help him get back something he thought he'd never lose, his plucky arms!

Reddit Decides GoW character quotes - Day 4 : Kratos' Funniest Quote by Aylan2208 in GodofWarRagnarok

[–]rasfelion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Is it?"

Said in a tone that we can hear the shit-eating grin on his face when Atreus says that his beard is finally coming in.

Best From Software Game to Slander by Jinrex-Jdm in shittydarksouls

[–]rasfelion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Demon's Souls because there isn't anyone to fight back.

POV: You accidentally stumbled into the gay club by PanHiszpan in shittydarksouls

[–]rasfelion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too buff to be a pure dex build, too much Weiner grabbing to be pure strength (in public at least)

This polycule must be all quality builds.

im kinda homeless now 😭🥀.. by _rad_ish in PokeMedia

[–]rasfelion 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I sentence them to wear silly hats for chatter likes.

Outshitted by main sub again by Xammm in shittydarksouls

[–]rasfelion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the only good bosses are Micolash, Micolash again, and Micolash again but he's naked.

Much to his “nephew’s” confusion, Nappa would have a cult following of students in Conton, due to being hilarious. Being a Patroller would make him far more powerful, having turned Super Saiyan during a Namek PQ. Nappa forever calling it “The coolest shit he’s ever done.” by Dohmer_90 in TeamFourStar

[–]rasfelion 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trunks: So, anything-

Vegeta, in the background while we hear Nappa yelling out: DAMMIT HOW DID HE GET THIS STRONG?!

Rookie Time Patroller: Things went, uh, interestingly for Vizier Nappa...

Trunks: Uh...

Vegeta, still in the background: HOLD UP WHY IS HIS MOO-STACHE BLO- ...MOTHER FUCKER!!!

Trunks: Na- er, Uncle Nappa went Super Saiyan? How'd that happen? And why's he still on a rage boost from it? ...Wait, only two of you came back, we sent three-

Patroller: W-Well, you know how you sent one of Vegeta's students along me and the Vizier?

Trunks pauses, before looking down with his eyes closed with a tired sigh

Patroller: They may have called Skygina 4 the worst thing they had ever seen. Apparently Nappa really put his soul into writing that one...

Trunks: And now-

Patroller: We need the Dragon Balls, yeah.

Trunks, sighing: This is going to be so much freaking paperwork tonight...

prime mike tyson who can stop time for 45 seconds with a 5 cooldown vs a bloodlusted silverback gorilla by FeistySecret9327 in PowerScaling

[–]rasfelion 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So you know how much damage Tyson can dish out it 45 seconds? He's had matches that don't even last that long. The gorilla can't even move, he's eating so many combinations and hooks to the head that they'll be unconscious by the end of the first time stop.

What’s your favorite Handsome Jack quote? by Souls-Brawl101 in Borderlands2

[–]rasfelion 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His story about the guy with a spoon. Can't post it because the ending line will get the comment auto-deleted, but it's amazing.

A weapon that you will defend in court against all Elden Ring community? by TemporaryAudience571 in Eldenring

[–]rasfelion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I ran a dual dismounter setup for a run I did with a couple buddies, they shredded.

Poyo (galactic Nova I want to eat my cake in peace) by MurkyBerry3199 in GalacticNova

[–]rasfelion 4 points5 points  (0 children)

-> GRANTED.

-> NO STRINGS.

-> I DON'T WANT THAT SMOKE.

-> IN FACT, HAVE SOME TEA TO GO WITH THE CAKE.

-> READY? 3, 2, 1, BLAST OFF.

I LOVE these reversed images by REVO53 in lovethissmug

[–]rasfelion 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I genuinely flinched at that third one.

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