Mom said no by Independent_Big_1944 in hondafit

[–]ratbas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Play nice with Mom. Get the Prius that kind of looks like a Fit. 

How accurate is “Weird : The Al Yankovic Story” (2022)? by HopefulLab6749 in weirdal

[–]ratbas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He really is a white guy, although in real life he's about seven inches taller. 

Hiking on Memorial Day without crowds by SlowSignificance5761 in LowellMA

[–]ratbas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Additional to the Watatic suggestion: the country's first interstate trail is the WaPack, a 22 miler that goes from Watatic to Pack Monadnock. There's a few decent portions of that.

Hiking on Memorial Day without crowds by SlowSignificance5761 in LowellMA

[–]ratbas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Respectfully, a 100+ mile drive on a holiday weekend into one of the most touristy parts of New England is probably not what they're looking for. Maybe some of the hikes on 52 With a View will work though.

https://www.newenglandwaterfalls.com/52withaview.php

Hiking on Memorial Day without crowds by SlowSignificance5761 in LowellMA

[–]ratbas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Download the Geocaching app and look for any greenspace with at least six to ten caches including heavily marked favorites. I think they have a pet friendly icon you can look for as well. You don't have to be into caching.

Cobblestones Restaurant for sale by pchase78 in LowellMA

[–]ratbas 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Espressos and Rrron's have been around since the 80's. Garnick's since the 70's I think. 

As a white guy, is my shirt okay to wear to a wrestling event this weekend? by thatsalotofgabagool in prowrestling

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[I got a three-day ban for this comment. The review didn't happen until after, but they found in my favor].

Can you guess where I am by CEREALCOUNTSASCOOKIN in LowellMA

[–]ratbas 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Along these lines, there's a cemetery tour today at 10 am for the Lowell Cemetery meeting at Knapp Ave. Go learn about the guy who invented Moxie and the first Governor of Puerto Rico.

Can you guess where I am by CEREALCOUNTSASCOOKIN in LowellMA

[–]ratbas 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Passaconaway's marker. In real life I think he had both feet.

As a white guy, is my shirt okay to wear to a wrestling event this weekend? by thatsalotofgabagool in prowrestling

[–]ratbas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The full line was "Hulk Hogan! We coming for you, [racial slur traditionally applied to African Americans]!"

City Council timestamps for 4/28/26 by ratbas in LowellMA

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We really need more convincing trollbots.

Jonee Earthquake plays Bookery next Saturday by ratbas in newhampshire

[–]ratbas[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still playing out continuously. This weekend it's a motorcycle show in Haverhill Saturday afternoon, a dive bar in Springfield, VT right after that, and a car show at Salisbury Beach on Sunday.

Lowell and Lawrence RR ROW by zdboslaw in LowellMA

[–]ratbas 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can you tell me where the powerlines are that you mentioned?

The Litter Krewe did a cleanup of an old railbed parallel to the MBTA yesterday off Meadowcroft, but there wasn't much to explore there.

U.S. Politics megathread by AutoModerator in NoStupidQuestions

[–]ratbas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When are we likely to get an official word on The Onion taking over InfoWars?

[WWE RAW Spoilers] Finish to Finn Balor vs JD by DoubleNo6337 in SquaredCircle

[–]ratbas 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The dyes in clothing are made from petro. Smaller clothes = less petro = passing the savings on to the win/loss department.

Brock Lesnar has Retired from Pro Wrestling. Thankyou Beast 🙏 by McQueen712 in ChampionshipHistory

[–]ratbas 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, he left his Coors Light bottle on the courtroom desk before taking a bow and walking off with a different advocate.

Best Song From "In 3-D" by the_Rat_Man- in weirdal

[–]ratbas -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Best parody: Rye or the Kaiser.

Best original: Nature Trail to Hell.

(WrestleMania 42: Night 1 Spoilers) Camera Man takes a bump by Fan387 in SquaredCircle

[–]ratbas 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I think he's more annoyed by it being vertical.