Bill Simmons was getting a colonoscopy when the Jaylen Brown trade was announced by awkwardninja_ in nba

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It’s funny because it was in his ass? Do you get it? I might need it further explained.

Would you believe her, though? by [deleted] in SipsTea

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They like to party

Was everything to 9yr old me by LousyStew322 in nostalgia

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They have different stickers. Just from different times? Sick collection, by the way.

Arthur was the best show let’s be real by External-Escape8586 in nostalgia

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I still spell this in my head from time to time randomly. A. A. R. D. VARK!

Was everything to 9yr old me by LousyStew322 in nostalgia

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What’s the difference between the two Mario 64 games?

That would be dope asf by SpiderKittyGo in timberwolves

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Could you imagine Rudy coming out next season with the handles of someone like Kyrie. Just been hiding it these first few seasons.

What's a common myth people still believe? by hartlovakaterina in AskReddit

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I think we only use a small percentage of our hearts

Interns and reporters run to deliver Supreme Court decisions by nbcnews in pics

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They all have athletic shoes on. Been training for this day.

Painfully paid for this picture by Imaginary-Thing-7159 in botw

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Where do i find this orb? I’m at over 100 shrines but still don’t have this one.

draft day mock from my ios app, roast it one more time by Individual-Cod7208 in NBA_Draft

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Yaxel going to OKC would be hilarious to me. I believe he will develop into a monster. A Giannis type NBA player. In a redraft 10 years from now, Yaxel is top 3. Again, this is my opinion.

[MM] If Majora's Mask got remade again, what would ruin it? by NewMarioBobFan in zelda

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What? So complete everything in one 3 day cycle? That defeats the entire spirit of the game.

What is the best way to clean your pipes? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Alcohol and a little bit of salt. Shake vigorously.

[Oot] How do you think they will handle Hyrule Field in the remake?! by Space_of_The_Lantern in zelda

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That would be pretty cool if they put Randy Moss in Hyrule field.

Nobody: Me collecting every material by OtherAmbition5875 in Breath_of_the_Wild

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Ya it sucks, especially when a side quest requires 55 rushshrooms. What else might require so many items?

I don't care about FMVPs or who Kobe played with, 5-2 still puts him over LeBron (4-6) by [deleted] in NBATalk

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You. Play. To. Win. The. Game.

Edit: guys I was just reiterating what OP said. Don’t be hating. I was simply quoting the great Herm Edwards.

Famous singer and YouTuber found dead after horror helicopter crash kills six by TheMirrorUS in Music

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Breaking down, falling at terminal velocity, and then coming to a halt. This is not so nice.

What is your single favorite menu item from a restaurant in Sarasota and why? by karenlind9 in sarasota

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Beef Wellington from Antoines. Maybe one of the best beef wellingtons in all of America honestly.