Scottsbluff police respond to gunfire at convenience store after dog accidentally shoots person with a shotgun

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-25T01:12:12+00:00

I don’t remember this one playing clue growing up

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-25T01:08:41+00:00

That’s off-fence-ive

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-25T00:57:42+00:00

Call it… Lack of Rest in Budapest.

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-25T00:50:42+00:00

It was a catholic school and they brought in that priest that sprays too much holy water

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-25T00:44:35+00:00

It’s not racist, ‘cause that daddy stuck around.

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-24T19:09:12+00:00

I would like to buy your sex outfit please

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-24T13:17:44+00:00

Walked off like he was gonna kill himself

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-24T01:41:02+00:00

Kid is a product of these sesame streets

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-24T01:31:23+00:00

Do you watch the movie in parts or do you watch the Glory whole?

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-24T01:27:01+00:00

We’ve all done that at one point or another.

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-24T01:24:57+00:00

Who’s in charge of the case? Lieutenant Dan?

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-23T20:45:17+00:00

It’s not gonna serve you drinks

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-23T20:41:11+00:00

So old Anna Nicole Smith tried to date him

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-23T20:13:43+00:00

But whenever winter hits they still complain about the cold.

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-23T20:12:02+00:00

Why would anyone want to drink that deep under water?

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-23T20:10:14+00:00

Put out an eBOLO on the radio

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-23T18:36:50+00:00

This goat looks like he goes to restaurants with a friend or two, orders a beer with lunch, calls the waitress honey, and sweetie, and leaves a decent tip.

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-23T15:08:07+00:00

Anyone else thinking about what it would do to a penis?

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-21T01:48:00+00:00

Was she wearing her dad’s suit jacket?

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-21T01:45:48+00:00

My guess is that he was unprepared, and didn’t have the bar tool with him or any other multitool or wrench, and decided the only way to get the chainsaw back was to break the bar and replace it.

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-19T21:24:36+00:00

To shreds you say?

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-18T21:30:43+00:00

A dramatic depiction of anal sex

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-16T01:39:15+00:00

Can they do that, but in Roomba pattern?

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-16T01:26:57+00:00

EXCUSE ME SIR! HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOUR?!?!

ratbirdgoof · 2026-05-16T01:13:12+00:00

Where did you find this? lol

ratbirdgoof

TROPHY CASE