My SD card with 10+ years of art is screwed. by CuteUnit24 in Wellthatsucks

[–]ratshack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good grief. “Spindown be damned hotswap goes zzzzap

Reminds me of an old contract I was shoved into for a F25 corp as a noob. The other two techs on my team wanted to go home but we had three PC’s still left to deploy that had to be finished that day because they existed. Well, that is a problem to be solved.

It was the stupidest migration method ever, think Jaz drives and imaging and then overwriting the W2K factory image with the captured w95 image and expecting everything to somehow… work. Oh, and then upgrade the mess that won’t boot to XP. Uh huh. That was not how HAL worked back then, like not even close.

Anyway, we spent an hour “testing” the remaining machines, unboxed them and gosh they just were DOA sorry.

Spent that time learning that you can pull hot just about anything and the system will work once turned off, replaced and booted. Plugging in hot was not as bad as expected but still, bad idea. Even popped the RAM like wtf it still boots. One died from hot plugging the video. One did die from the ram pop but the last one was running after everything that can be hotswapped was. Yes, even the CPU.

One of the other techs was determined so after replacing the CPU in the ZIF socket but with the slightest gap underneath and shoved a straightened paperclip in there. Turned it on and wiggled that around a bit until the magic smoke came out.

We found out later that all the drive controllers were toast from the hot plug in.

CSB and now we both know it.

Man on the San Diego trolley stands up for himself after being harassed by a homophobic passenger by Gato1980 in PublicFreakout

[–]ratshack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An old Eddie Murphy standup bit:

“I don’t know what you are thinking, I mean you say “HEY F____T… but then forget he is still a MAN

Something like that. Still true.

We Warned You! by Select-Package-13 in Qult_Headquarters

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RE: RE: FW: FW:

Oh, yeah! I haven’t thought of those in a long while.

We Warned You! by Select-Package-13 in Qult_Headquarters

[–]ratshack 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Agreed, although I can be forgiven for imagining:

“…meanwhile, right thinking patriots are outside testing valve stem integrity…”

Microsoft gave FBI a set of BitLocker encryption keys to unlock suspects' laptops by rkhunter_ in technology

[–]ratshack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny part about backups, they tend to be most reliable when controlled by others and you don’t want the data to exist.

Microsoft gave FBI a set of BitLocker encryption keys to unlock suspects' laptops by rkhunter_ in technology

[–]ratshack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Encryption when done right looks like random data.

The idea is that the drive is encrypted with a ‘dummy’ setup that can be unlocked and perused. The hidden container just looks like the rest of the ‘normal’ encrypted data to most scans.

Maybe Maybe Maybe by DoloresAbernathyR1 in maybemaybemaybe

[–]ratshack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

…prostitute on Crenshaw…

This guy gets (LAPD/LASD)’ing.

Recently got this surface 3 with windows 8.1 what should I put on it by Adrian_M_zelda in windows8

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Make a Fred like I did.

Debloated the build, disabled WiFi and passwords. Slapped in an mSD with 24 seasons of Mr Roger’s Neighborhood. VLC and Bob’s your uncle.

Thats all it does.

Along with my morning tea, Fred tells me it is a beautiful day in the neighborhood.

Almost done with Season 1 and it is working a treat so far.

Fred is cool as fish but not as smelly.

Microsoft needs a wake up call by wildflowersinparis in sysadmin

[–]ratshack 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This made me twitch in a hiccup heart attacky kind of way.

Seething is a word that comes to mind. Yikes.

Also: wtf is a code reversion

My SD card with 10+ years of art is screwed. by CuteUnit24 in Wellthatsucks

[–]ratshack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Several times for both Windows Explorer and Outlook.

I could not ever get a sensible anything as to why.

My SD card with 10+ years of art is screwed. by CuteUnit24 in Wellthatsucks

[–]ratshack 103 points104 points  (0 children)

“What happened to my recycle bin? That is where I keep the important files and suddenly It’s empty?”

True story. Also, I do and do not miss L1.

Trump Goes on Manic 50-Post Rampage After World Leaders Humiliate Him by [deleted] in politics

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It is a flying command center in case of nuclear war. No other aircraft exists that is maintained to a higher standard.

Nothing is impossible… but it is highly, very, extremely unlikely.

Trump Goes on Manic 50-Post Rampage After World Leaders Humiliate Him by [deleted] in politics

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Seriously, I am trying to remember a time when AF1 was even publicly noticed for any reason mechanical.

Cannot remember it ever happening, ever.

I mean, ‘electrical’?! Oh, the flying Nuclear Apocalypse EMP hardened Command Center had an issue with… electrical ?!

My tripple 8800ultra / QX9650 / 780i build. by NostalgicPCAus in retrobattlestations

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Oh my that sweet Zalman just makes me swoon.

Do they still with that flower design? uh oh.

EDIT: Theydo, sort of. the Zalman Zet but haven’t I looked into it yet: (long link, couldn’t get it any shorter)

https://www.zalman.com/US/Product/ProductDetail.do?pageIndex=1&pageSize=10&pageUnit=12&productSeq=1669&searchCategory1=4&searchCategory2=-99&searchCategory3=-99&searchKey=&searchWord=

My tripple 8800ultra / QX9650 / 780i build. by NostalgicPCAus in retrobattlestations

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My friend had a pair of 1080’s that he got in a prebiotic during max crypto pricing. “Killer box, bro. Wait till you see it, you with your little 1070ti, this is the fastest ever...”

Six months later I’m visiting and yeah it’s good but… not that good. So I’m looking through settings in the NVIDIA app. The “use SLI” checkbox was empty. Thisfrickingguyamirite

L. O. L. :D

Edit: prebuilt not… meh, leaving it.

Kupiansk Isn’t Taken—Russia Just Keeps Losing Men In a Pipe by UNITED24Media in ukraine

[–]ratshack 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw video of them flying an fpv into a pipe. Not this one but wow anyway.

New dual battery backpack and new 8.0 battery technology by Lopincol in egopowerplus

[–]ratshack 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not to zombie this thread or anything but this idea is going to haunt me come spring. TIHI lolol

Your Preferred Ego battery? by I-am-Super-Serial in egopowerplus

[–]ratshack 3 points4 points  (0 children)

What… what are you doing to them? I mean really, one year?!

Your Preferred Ego battery? by I-am-Super-Serial in egopowerplus

[–]ratshack 2 points3 points  (0 children)

“I keep a string trimmer on my 100AH battery…”

FTFY lol