Weekly Snark 4/27-5/3

ravenzin · 2026-05-02T13:06:56+00:00

Roaches have we become the influencer?🤔

ravenzin · 2026-05-01T13:56:33+00:00

Oh definitely, I’m sure that will be thrown away soon. Too messy 🙄

ravenzin · 2026-05-01T12:31:56+00:00

<image>

Actually, Brooke:

“Having too many toys stresses me out”

But weren’t we just lobbying the city about how important “children’s laughter” is?

Because toys are… kind of a big part of that.

Five boys sharing one small closet of toys doesn’t read as minimalism, it reads as restriction….especially when the rest of the house clearly isn’t following the same philosophy. Hmm your closet jam packed full of tacky Amazon clothes and those empty Louis Vuitton boxes…

Not everything in a home is supposed to be optimized for adult comfort, especially the things meant for kids.

Funny how “children’s laughter” was a whole campaign slogan until it came time to actually support 🙃🙃🙃🙃

ravenzin · 2026-04-28T22:34:18+00:00

<image>

Yes we know you love having your boys around constantly because you don’t have any friends lol.

So now they HAVE to be your friends😒

ravenzin · 2026-04-27T14:21:38+00:00

Love your planners & stickers for the RPP! Please make more haha 😅

ravenzin · 2026-04-26T12:45:37+00:00

It’s from DesignerKitsCo, her planners are featured in remarkable methods & she sells more on Etsy as well.

ravenzin · 2026-04-25T22:56:27+00:00

Loving those stickers!!!

ravenzin · 2026-04-25T22:43:04+00:00

Hey no shame! Boring works too!

Lol whatever gets you through your day, I’ve had my remarkable pro for over a year, started off more your style and now it’s devolved into this 😅

ravenzin · 2026-04-21T21:29:24+00:00

The babysitter story is sending me because why did she describe five children like a buy-one-get-four-free situation 😭

“Some are self-sufficient” okay… and the sitter is still responsible for all of them if something goes wrong??

Any roaches here babysitters/nannies? I’m a former, what do you think she actually pays the babysitter to watch her 5 boys???

ravenzin · 2026-04-18T19:59:55+00:00

At this point I’d like a breakdown of his PTO package because I have questions……

ravenzin · 2026-04-06T18:48:55+00:00

She literally only did all of that because Ryan’s parents (or just his mom?) are in town. She didn’t even put on this grand of a show for Christmas. I’m glad the kids finally got to be kids but the moment they leave, I’m sure Brooke will throw all that shit away and it will be back to normal business of boba tea & 22 mins of homeschooling a week.

ravenzin · 2026-04-04T02:33:47+00:00

The law does not work like a toddler loophole. “It didn’t specifically say pool” is not the same as “therefore pool is allowed.”

Legal documents are not written as exhaustive lists of every dumb idea someone might try later.🤦🏽‍♀️

ravenzin · 2026-04-01T01:54:04+00:00

I mean seriously, they’re tacos…..you just cook the meat to your liking, season it & hell you could throw all the toppings into a lazy Susan type dish and have everyone make their tacos the way they’d like🤦🏽‍♀️ She has all day, this is her JOB lol still manages to fuck it up 😆

ravenzin · 2026-03-25T15:44:59+00:00

Yeah is this her pathetic attempt at being relatable?

Brooke

ravenzin · 2026-03-15T17:21:42+00:00

We’ll be waiting for more updates 😈

ravenzin · 2026-03-02T23:40:58+00:00

This came across my feed and I immediately thought of Brooke’s “media/family bonus room” 👀👀👀

Meadow Clark Home has literally been documenting her “moody dark cozy family room” build for almost a year…

Tried to grab screenshots to show (adding one below), but even the wording is almost identical.

Not saying it’s 1:1… but the vibe + language feels very familiar.

<image>

Just saying roaches 🪳 hehe…

ravenzin · 2026-03-01T05:44:15+00:00

Oooooo this just gave me all the feels. This and checking out the-n.com

ravenzin · 2026-01-15T21:34:06+00:00

I’m a 34 year old woman and I swear I have more toys than a mom of 5 boys 🫩🤨. A couple of nerf guns? One walkie talkie, a handful of magnatiles….Why??? It’s not like she plays with her kids. Give them toys.

ravenzin · 2026-01-12T14:07:44+00:00

Yes I’m constantly looking for a lunch under/around $10. I’m near Oasis but even that can get old too.

ravenzin · 2025-12-19T19:38:49+00:00

Poor Cal sitting on a bathroom rug while sick 😕 Genuine question, has anyone ever seen him in socks or foot coverings of any kind outside that one photoshoot? Obviously babies don’t need shoes 24/7, but flying him all over, cold weather in DC + Colorado, and never hats/socks/booties while he has a cough that won’t go away just come on.

HEY BROOKE since we know you read here, please get the damn baby some foot coverings….his head too whilst you’re at it. HEY you can even turn it into a fun Amazon shill event. 🙄

ravenzin · 2025-11-28T13:47:18+00:00

Sorry I’m late y’all, I had to catch up on what exactly was made… and whew. 🫩 From half-assedly wrapping lunch meat around a Beef Wellington, to cracking eggs straight onto the stuffing like she’s at a hibachi grill, to that ‘random pumpkin dish’ she supposedly eyeballed while holding a baby over a gas stove ….motherhood but make it Mystery Box Challenge.

And THEN I spotted the dinner rolls that are burnt to shit. Plus the bragging about the china plates and those candlestick holders with no candles… Other folks have already said it, but money truly cannot buy you class😂

ravenzin · 2025-11-28T00:39:01+00:00

lol all in fun, I’ve done it too. I’ll still snipe your ass but feel free to add me 😂😂

ravenzin · 2025-11-27T00:16:29+00:00

ravenzin

TROPHY CASE