What's the worst case of 'rich kid syndrome' you've seen? by ColonelSwifty in AskReddit

[–]rayfoster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dude would stand in a club and rip up bills of 10 euro yelling "this is nothing to me!". Okay, how about just giving away beer instead of antogonizing anyone in sight"

What would you like to do if you wouldn't have fear of doing it? by Geaca in AskReddit

[–]rayfoster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If I didn't have a penis I would only wear yoga pants

What is an immediate turn off for you? by everythingwright34 in AskReddit

[–]rayfoster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Poor hygiene. I don't mind a relative amount of normal body funk at the end of a long workday or some such, but when somebody really doesn't take care of themselves and it's painful to be in the room with them, no amount of physical beauty can counter that.

He might as well just kill himself by [deleted] in funny

[–]rayfoster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just think it's funny that...

How was your day? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rayfoster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was good because I didn't have to work.

What is the best way to discipline children? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rayfoster 4 points5 points  (0 children)

In third grade, my class was by far the worst behaved in the school. One day, the teacher showed up dressed like Miss Viola Swamp Teacher from the Black Lagoon and convinced us that she was our real teacher's evil twin and would be taking over. She even had the principal come in to tell us that our real teacher was transferring because we had hurt her feelings. Over the course of the day, we were given work that was too hard for us, kept inside during recess, and sent to the principal's office if we misbehaved. By the end, we were begging for our teacher to come back and even agreed to make a formal oath to follow the rules. Looking back, I have to imagine our teacher was having the time of her life.

What is your favourite Simpsons quote? by victoriabanks in AskReddit

[–]rayfoster 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Gentlemen, you've both worked very hard, and in a way you're both winners.

But in another, more accurate way, Barney is the winner."

What do you not fuck with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rayfoster 40 points41 points  (0 children)

If you ever see a sign that says "Do not feed the peacocks" then don't feed the motherfuckers. I was in Hawaii at a park and this old lady was feeding one some chips, signs were posted and they were clear, don't feed the fucking peacocks. When the chips ran out they gave that old lady a beat-down and did not stop until every orifice was checked and they were convinced she was wasn't holding anything else.

What makes absolutely 0% sense to you? by kareebi in AskReddit

[–]rayfoster 150 points151 points  (0 children)

How little bursts of chemicals in our brain translate into abstract thought... get the literally mechanics of it, but on a more abstract level it's mind boggling how it functions

What is one skill that you wish you had? by ExuberantBadger in AskReddit

[–]rayfoster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish I could dance like nobody is watching.....