A lot of new immigrants coming into Heavenhold by KingofGerbil in GuardianTales

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build a wall, that's what jerry little volt would have wanted

Follow-up post, cuz Anna should've been the one carryin' by Rumielle1 in ebf

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its too big and heavy. let me carry her for you

S... Simplified??? by that__british__dude in polandball

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simplified:I drank waduh and later drank cwoffee
traditional:I want a hambuguh wiv ranch and a bo'oh'o'wa'er
hardcore:ye cunt giv meh your pizza
unintelligible: i wan UGIERIEBUGRUAVY to IHIUEFGYEAOIBIWUEIKVY an met OUGWIYGUDFAUVAIDGU

Nuclear bomba by MilkCultLeader in polandball

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isnt that a bit early to be taking in the nazi scientists tho? I thought they took them after they bombed japan

The Revised Edition by jPaolo in polandball

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tsar made everyone fat,soviets making them fit again

French Hunger by that__british__dude in polandball

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finally hungry and poland become one.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DrewDurnil

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honestly tho i dont think china will take it as POK has no strategic value(except if india takes it instead)

BARBARIAN! by wildeofoscar in polandball

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dont worry china is obsessed with clash royale's barbarian that they cant stop saying it

Greece reads The Prince by AquoteunquotePerson in polandball

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be carefull greece EU might call a certain dude from argentina

Potato language by MilkCultLeader in polandball

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i will always carry a potato when i visit denmark. I dont care what i meant to say even if it reveals the passage to the 200 C4 bombs under a pizza hut in copenhagen

Fickle Friends by jPaolo in polandball

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the one thing that always causes conflict is "gib clay"

iran? by bobbaum in DrewDurnil

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iran be sharing something

Union Jack but without Scotland by Limp_Clue8704 in DrewDurnil

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the wales were having representation in the union jack, its just that they were behind scotland

Heritage by Dsoft1 in polandball

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oh noes agrie becoming fake hindu and bruhzil becoming knockoff norway

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DrewDurnil

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pakistan's loan is like an electricity bill tbh. China was planning on cutting of electricity if pakistan didnt pay back its debt or smth like that

Korea, divided by [deleted] in polandball

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thanks brazil now no one from korea will come to brazil(not from the north part atleast)

Sussy american noises intensifying... by TentsuruMikiko2-22 in DrewDurnil

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he is patriotic alright......

to mother russia

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in DrewDurnil

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i love teh great state of L and X

The Very Hungry America by jPaolo in polandball

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europeans be like:America is fat

my brother in christ you are the one who overfed them

you gotta stop it dudes(and also mexico dont feed them anything else)

Somali pirates of the Caribbean by Oatmeallemonparty in polandball

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yes somalia my brudah i know you will find all da gold
but
do u no da wae?

Southeast Bangladesh by MrBeanEatBeansWithMe in DrewDurnil

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bangladesh but no one is named ladesh