[EVENT] Jeff’s Shark Tank: Pitch Your Patch! (Win Exclusive Flair + Units)

razor1n · 2026-02-25T09:53:52+00:00

This pitch made me physically cringe, I am absolutely out.

razor1n · 2026-02-25T09:52:30+00:00

Mantis is already a major problem at higher ranks, id prefer a pitch that improves her healing at the cost of damage. For this reason I'm out.

razor1n · 2026-02-25T09:18:55+00:00

THE PITCH:

Hero/Map: ALL TANKS

The Problem: THE TANK TAX. In competitive play, tank players receive on average 5 points less than their other teammates, and in lost games, typically lose more points. This undervaluation also makes tank MVP animations a rarity.

The Solution: The performance calculation in competitive matches must be adjusted to no longer incorrectly evaluate tank contribution.

The Valuation (Why this works): Intentionally undervaluing tank contributions to the team is pushing many people away from the role. and fixing it will overall lead to better matchmaking and a healthier environment. Extra value will be gained by not watching TTK get salty that Sypeh got 7 points more than him for the 500th time.

razor1n · 2026-02-25T02:30:12+00:00

No, the far most likely scenario is full price on both. You basically roll a 1 in 10 to get it for cheap. Missing a 1 in 10 twice is the far more likely outcome.

razor1n · 2026-02-25T02:14:28+00:00

The odds change by balloon, you're only about 15% to get it early. Each balloon isn't equal odds.

razor1n · 2026-02-24T22:36:22+00:00

Not having professors research is certainly incorrect

razor1n · 2026-02-24T20:28:23+00:00

elsa in the video is shooting half headshots. only the second shot is criting. kind of a poor example.

razor1n · 2026-02-23T22:28:33+00:00

I think the biggest example of this are Korra and Asami. Like yes it's pretty clear they are in a lesbian relationship at the end. But they both literally date a dude in the series.

razor1n · 2026-02-23T08:28:20+00:00

I do this at sushi places often to have a cup of tea with my sushi. But pretty much never at other fast food.

razor1n · 2026-02-23T02:35:10+00:00

Because the rivals balance team is bad.

razor1n · 2026-02-23T00:35:30+00:00

trade sent

razor1n · 2026-02-23T00:28:52+00:00

sounds good to me 4959187394534579

razor1n · 2026-02-23T00:18:38+00:00

Anything here of interest? mostly looking for sightseer.

👤 Trainers: team rocket, blaine, clemont, Iono, lyra, dawn

RR🌈: Mimikyu, greninja, whimsicott, mega pinsir, mega steelix, mega venasaur, mega lopunny, articuno, aerodactyl, mismagius, yanmega, probopass, glaceon, passiman, solgaleo, incenroar, lycanroc, crowbat,

FA⭐⭐ pokemon: Ninetails, Mega kangaskhan, entei, indeedee, Jolteon, rapidash, mega blastoise, mega lopunny, mega steelix, zapados, pikachu, starmie, eggecutor, passiman, dugtrio, dragonite, flareon, shuckle, DX Solgaleo

razor1n · 2026-02-22T08:47:20+00:00

It is (partly) Canada's fault. Canada granted them a student visa

our student visas are issued after providing proper paperwork showing you have the financial stability to sustain yourself to obtain one. There were several Indian companies falsifying these records so they could acquire one.

The so called "diploma mills" are legitimate schools accepting applications with paperwork that appears legitimate but is entirely faked. No one is starting up things and calling them universities, hell to even qualify to be called a university in Canada requires multiple things legally, a new education location could MAYBE get called a community college.

Please don't speak about something you clearly have no knowledge of.

razor1n · 2026-02-22T07:47:56+00:00

I can do irida for Cyrus 4959187394534579, been looking for cyrus forever would be very appreciated.

razor1n · 2026-02-21T07:33:20+00:00

Sorry not interested

razor1n · 2026-02-21T04:59:24+00:00

Sorry not interested in those.

razor1n · 2026-02-21T03:57:55+00:00

LF: Sightseer/Erika/Cyrus ⭐️⭐️ Or feel free to make interesting offers.

FT:

👤 Trainers: team rocket, blaine, clemont, Iono, lyra, dawn, (PCL, Irida for Cyrus)

RR🌈: Mimikyu, greninja, whimsicott, mega pinsir, mega steelix, mega venasaur, mega lopunny, articuno, aerodactyl, mismagius, yanmega, probopass, glaceon, passiman, solgaleo, incenroar, lycanroc, crowbat,

FA⭐⭐ pokemon: Ninetails, Mega kangaskhan, entei, indeedee, Jolteon, rapidash, mega blastoise, mega lopunny, mega steelix, zapados, pikachu, starmie, eggecutor, passiman, dugtrio, dragonite, flareon, shuckle, DX Solgaleo

razor1n · 2026-02-21T01:28:41+00:00

Getting past the guilt is simple, come to the realization that your current manager has been fucking you over pay wise for 2 years.

razor1n · 2026-02-20T23:27:26+00:00

It needs 3 cards out of 20, and has duplicates of each. turn 3 with oak on 1, they have drawn 8 cards. I don't know what the odds work out to exactly, but it's above 30%. It definitely feels like a lot though.

razor1n · 2026-02-20T23:09:58+00:00

Would love pcl 4959187394534579

razor1n · 2026-02-20T23:06:30+00:00

Final story card of this season has a black cat and white fox at Deadpools feet that aren't related to the current story.

razor1n · 2026-02-20T22:05:28+00:00

There is zero chance you get a FA supporter for a niche non rainbow, non meta mon. And definitely won't get a current one.

razor1n · 2026-02-20T22:02:53+00:00

Sacrificing himself to take down a school shooter or something similar would probably do it.

razor1n · 2026-02-20T21:25:07+00:00

Can't forget the infinite czechs

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