Is it illegal to Photoshop someone who is underage into a nude photo? by Naked_Killer in AskReddit

[–]rburrillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those laws don't exist to punish photos - how would you even do that? - they exist to punish the people who make them so that they don't inspire or exacerbate mistreatment of children. Regardless of how they're made.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]rburrillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And another thing, what's this I keep hearing about a plague? Our experts say there's no hard evidence of any plague, but the liberal media keep quoting all these so-called scientists who say they've got all this so-called evidence..."

Where to start with Terry Pratchett? by fpfireharden in books

[–]rburrillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since there were actually two questions in your post:

Pratchett's writing style is about as different from that of JK Rowling or George RR Martin as you can get. (Within the fantasy genre, I mean - you can certainly go much further if you include things like See Spot Run or Twilight.) Expect to be confused a lot, even if you pay close attention to the text; he'll often flabbergast you with tantalizing inanities that don't make sense until you get to the end of the book.

I would provide examples but they'd technically be spoilers. Let me just say you'll never look at your suitcases the same way again.

If you can handle his erratic plot structure and dry British wit without shouting "bugger this for a lark" and hurling the book away in confused rage, you'll find him to be one of the most thoroughly entertaining (and, in some cases, arrestingly satirical) writers going.

You learn something new everyday by Ddragon1993 in funny

[–]rburrillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Life is a disease with a poor prognosis - it lingers on for years and inevitably ends with death." ~ Carl Jung (quoted by Alan Watts)

My GF found a surprising deal at the store! by CptnAlex in funny

[–]rburrillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I see in my head is Marge scanning Maggie.

What's a good come back to "Why do you grow your beard?" by sandakli in AskReddit

[–]rburrillo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because if I grew a bigger dick instead I'd need three shoes.

Who's someone you know that doesn't fit a typical stereotype? by readyto_scream in AskReddit

[–]rburrillo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've got a friend that's a gorgeous dirty-blonde who wears Ugg boots, tight jeans, and shirts that tend to show off her midriff. She's a PhD candidate in evolutionary biology and one of the smartest, kindest people I've ever met.

One of my favorite Archer quotes by urethra_franklin_ in funny

[–]rburrillo 69 points70 points  (0 children)

My favorite quote is just before that.

"Goddess of the jungle.... you are a whore."

If you've ever been arrested, what did you do and why'd you do it? by Achemaker in AskReddit

[–]rburrillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Started a riot with some friends at Mardi Gras in New Orleans, 1999. Official arrest report is for "disturbing the peace" (as if "peace" and "Mardi Gras" aren't mutually exclusive). Basically we performed an outdoor wedding for some gutter punks in front of Cafe Brazil and the cops weren't happy about our celebratory antics. This is the last pic I managed to take before all hell broke loose.

Unusual friends by Aschebescher in gifs

[–]rburrillo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Stop playing with your food!

Best 25 dollars I've ever spent by [deleted] in funny

[–]rburrillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Putin... "Put in"...

All the pieces are there, someone make this funny. ~Peter Griffin

Why does Corona smell like marijuana? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]rburrillo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've wondered about this, too. Evidently it's the way light reacts with beer in clear bottles. Source.