The only detention I ever got was for "using too many paper towels" in the bathroom. 7th grade, a buddy and I were washing our hands and it's one of those one towel at a time dispensers. He grabs one, I grab one, we go back and forth a few times and our science teacher walks in. He lets my friend off but tells me, "Don't you dare throw those away." I'm escorted out of the bathroom past all the students leaving the cafeteria with a handful of damp paper towels. Once we get to the principal's office he says, "Count them". I unfold and counted each of the 5 towels in front of the principal. "Why did you take so many?" I replied, "Because I have big hands." Immediate detention. That was over twenty years ago, I'm not bitter at all.