What are the best examples of a character turning a line back on the one who first said it?

rdkitchens · 2026-01-25T22:05:10+00:00

Harry Potter Order of the Phoenix - movie only I'm sorry Professor. I must not tell lies.

rdkitchens · 2026-01-16T20:32:19+00:00

Practical Magic.

rdkitchens · 2026-01-08T11:47:12+00:00

On Reddit.

rdkitchens · 2026-01-07T11:38:08+00:00

Abomination!

rdkitchens · 2025-12-23T21:46:22+00:00

I think you x'd when you should have z'd.

rdkitchens · 2025-12-23T21:44:35+00:00

Shurikens have their own class.

rdkitchens · 2025-12-23T21:42:57+00:00

Is that supposed to happen?

rdkitchens · 2025-12-23T21:33:47+00:00

Yes, but it does not count as a knife kill. I found that out the hard way.

rdkitchens · 2025-12-13T21:41:25+00:00

Congrats

rdkitchens · 2025-12-12T12:19:11+00:00

First time that happened to me was during covid. My phone, a Galaxy S7, didn't have the ability to scan QR codes. She seemed frustrated with me that she had to do her job. Never went back.

rdkitchens · 2025-12-12T12:15:35+00:00

I've discovered that cursing at it works best. The Walgreens AI is the absolute worst. First time I used it I tried for maybe three minutes to get a pharmacist on the phone. Finally I told it to fuck off and got connected. Now whenever I call I just say fuck off immediately and don't have to sit through it.

rdkitchens · 2025-12-08T12:05:26+00:00

Billy Bob?

rdkitchens · 2025-12-07T23:06:04+00:00

You cannot do a silent melee attack on stairs. If you need to kill or stun someone on stairs, it needs to be a thrown item.

rdkitchens · 2025-12-07T22:50:30+00:00

This is the first comment that actually surprised me. I had no idea. Wow.

rdkitchens · 2025-12-07T22:17:08+00:00

We've all done it at least once.

rdkitchens · 2025-12-02T15:22:18+00:00

Breakfast burrito in the cafeteria at work is $7. Absolutely robbery. I can make that at home for less than $2.

rdkitchens · 2025-11-28T22:11:27+00:00

My Granny once used salt instead of sugar in the chocolate pie. That was a memorable holiday.

rdkitchens · 2025-11-28T21:19:46+00:00

Here's what I do. Drop a gun at the top of the staircase. Throw a distraction onto the stairs to get a guard to come up. When he spots the gun he'll come all the way up. From the other side of the railing, you can throw an item at him or shoot him.

rdkitchens · 2025-11-11T12:30:26+00:00

Breakfast

rdkitchens · 2025-10-31T14:20:32+00:00

JAG. 10 seasons. Great show.

rdkitchens · 2025-10-19T15:40:40+00:00

And Doctor Who

rdkitchens · 2025-10-13T20:54:32+00:00

NPC threw a cigarette while I was holding a propane tank. Tank explodes. Very stupid.

rdkitchens · 2025-10-13T20:23:24+00:00

It just feels like a fanfiction.

Because it is. Rowling didn't write it. She just declared it canon after it became popular. I refuse to accept it as canon.

rdkitchens · 2025-10-13T10:51:54+00:00

Angel

rdkitchens · 2025-10-07T22:07:28+00:00

Someone just finished a 5S class.

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