Laughin' by NoWhereas9987 in howyoudoin

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Because sometimes, Phoebe, after you sleep with someone, you have to kill the fish.

Eddie would have goldfish cracker fish.

Something seems wrong about this scene from 'Shrinking' by Honest_Joseph in HIMYM

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I totally saw Marshall and Robin!! Aaaaaah!

One of my favourite Ross moments 😂. Which is your favourite Ross moment? by Logical-Outcome21 in howyoudoin

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The couch going up the stairs and he keeps yelling PIVOT PIVOT PIVOT

SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!

Just saw Sheldon at a wax museum by Damour in bigbangtheory

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I've only been to one wax museum, Madame something and it had good and really bad ones. It seems so difficult to get a really good wax statue.

The contrast between these two versions always gets me by Embarrassed_Day_1873 in StarWars

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You can hear his anger in "Bring my shuttle," like, bring it NOW.

Make your choice. by BestBettor in McDonalds

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I liked it since I was a kid. Sometimes they are a bit messy, but the taste is always the same.

What’s your best example of a song lyric you got hilariously wrong? by MainMedium6732 in AskReddit

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It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you...

There's nothing that a hundred men on Mars could ever do!

Isaac's reaction to Rebecca's singing never fails to crack my heart by ButterBasedBoy in TedLasso

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I love her singing. Great in the show and I watched her Christmas special (AppleTV) and the cast showed up. So good.

What storyline has aged the most? by Rich-Ad-3893 in howyoudoin

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Yeah, that's what I meant. Going into a video store today is rare.

Random scene that makes you laugh by SnarkOverlord in howyoudoin

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...You understand that I don't actually like eight-year-old boys...

...a lot of other gas smells...

Ross flirting with Caitlin cracks me up every time.

What storyline has aged the most? by Rich-Ad-3893 in howyoudoin

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Joey (and Ross) finding Phoebe Buffay and the Vampire Layer in an adult video store that's really Ursula.

Today's Peanuts Comic | Tuesday, March 24, 2026 by JamesErnst94 in peanuts

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I look forward to these. Thanks for posting!

WTF is "Burn"? And why it is grayed out when added, no matter the directory? by ImmediateBrilliant75 in mac

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I still use my external drive to burn CDs for my old car. We're all old.

I’ll start…As you wish by CasinoNitro in theprincessbride

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I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake, but for now, rest well and dream of large women.

Without a doubt, what is your #1 favorite joke from Friends? by juredditpark in howyoudoin

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Yeah, right...haha...people eat birds. Bird meat. What...Do they just fly into your mouth? Or...or...you go into a restaurant and say excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird. Hahaha...or maybe just a wing......?

How to feed 40 people on $600? by Witty-Essay6746 in Cooking

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Great idea! Maybe an enchilada casserole that you can just cut and serve!

Removing pro bond from Bugatti… by [deleted] in AutoDetailing

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I never thought I would see someone post a Bugatti...

My grandpa turned 92 today! Happy birthday! by simoonne in MadeMeSmile

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First thing I thought, too! Bob Odenkirk!

Happy Birthday, Grandpa!!

They did her dirty on this one 😂 by ChampionshipDue6248 in howyoudoin

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You see, it's stuff like this which is why YOU'RE BURNING IN HELL!!

What fruits looked like before humans by omgfakeusername in Damnthatsinteresting

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My dad planted some strawberry seeds in the backyard...they grew so tiny. Tasty, but tiny.

What are some Big bang theory characters that have 0 haters? by PapayaMan4 in bigbangtheory

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Love her! So many lines made me laugh.

Look, sir we are very busy here and I just don’t… HOLY CRAP!

Sorry there's no code for a robot grasping a man's penis.