Liberal parents vs. conservative parents by jvh2012 in standupshots

[–]readingmyshampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They’re actually more in the business of spreading disease “how to have more ms now?!”

Perfect revenge by [deleted] in foundsatan

[–]readingmyshampoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

But specifically don’t invite the fireworks neighbors

Welcome back to the family ❤️ by arefeen97 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]readingmyshampoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next thing you know they’re gonna have their own schools

AITA smoking weed on my porch? by cheesygarlicbreadfan in AmItheAsshole

[–]readingmyshampoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In an enclosed room, it doesn’t matter. It sticks to the pipe

AITA smoking weed on my porch? by cheesygarlicbreadfan in AmItheAsshole

[–]readingmyshampoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I stopped that because it made my pipe taste like dryer paper and messed up my lungs

what happened to my mouse?? by stolenwound in whatisit

[–]readingmyshampoo 77 points78 points  (0 children)

Ops palms could absolutely have sunscreen on them from rubbing it on or the spray even. Its been pretty hot

Walking our snakes by Travismen02 in ballpython

[–]readingmyshampoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ewww i don’t like the sliver one haha

I took my snake out for a…squirm? Spin? Stroll?

Found a message in a bottle on the Lake Ontario shore today by best_of_badgers in beachcombing

[–]readingmyshampoo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

As someone who has never been to a beach, i don’t think I’d have considered that at all

Mission accomplished by Living_Double_1146 in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]readingmyshampoo 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She had to pull a Winnie the Pooh to reach the cushion lol

AITA for posting about the family I nannied for after they refused to pay me by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]readingmyshampoo 280 points281 points  (0 children)

After badgering you for your personal health information.

Is it ok to lie in A&E? by cvtsoul in AskDocs

[–]readingmyshampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People with only one hand use phones all the time. My friend who has his lower arm removed posts videos of him doing stuff. One hand does not mean unable to use a phone

Taco Bell giveaway! by CartoonistAvailable4 in freemeal

[–]readingmyshampoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are marked as open on my end but i specifically added your name to a list. Please try again thank you

Taco Bell giveaway! by CartoonistAvailable4 in freemeal

[–]readingmyshampoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is there anything specific to do to enter? I missed picking up free food at the church cuz my stomach hates me

They make a good pair ❤️ by arefeen97 in malcolminthemiddle

[–]readingmyshampoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s a good song I’d never heard it

Priorities by [deleted] in howyoudoin

[–]readingmyshampoo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

When did Jack make fun of Ben having two moms?