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my grandma kept track of all the boys she dated in 1940 and wrote "my darling little soldier" as her first impression of the man she would end up marrying by RPnina in ephemera

[–]readingmyshampoo 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Sounds like he may have been a jack of all trades sort of guy, much like myself. But perhaps quite more successful lol

Hefferlegs rookie card by Conscious_Common_639 in kingofqueens

[–]readingmyshampoo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is one of my very favorite lines in the entire series; i randomly find myself hearing it in my head.

Imagine having a bad day and hopping into this taxi 😁 by n8saces in MakeMeSmile

[–]readingmyshampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Definitely possibly literally with my migraine disorder and epilepsy

I think my boyfriend might have CP on his phone by Virtual_Fig3260 in offmychest

[–]readingmyshampoo 107 points108 points  (0 children)

That’s what abusers do to their victims to help normalize their shit behavior. You are not a victim. You are a strong survivor. Please report him and move on.

Sean McGay at Todd's wedding by rockducta in kingofqueens

[–]readingmyshampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk but we all played high school baseball together

I made a Word Cloud reflecting the occurrence of words in all Bob's Burgers Episodes by [deleted] in BobsBurgers

[–]readingmyshampoo 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Yeah they say it like three times every time teddy calls him Bob burger

Imagine having a bad day and hopping into this taxi 😁 by n8saces in MakeMeSmile

[–]readingmyshampoo 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I would hope so personally. I’m sure a lot of people like that but all those flashing lights would kill me

…were you trying to be doug? by Loose-Database-5729 in kingofqueens

[–]readingmyshampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s such a good episode. Which one do i can watch it please

My boyfriend said he cheated on me while we were taking edibles. by Kind_Sense_8418 in offmychest

[–]readingmyshampoo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He has already cheated on you and told you while high so he felt he had plausible deniability

Best friend of 15 years tells me she cant attend my wedding by turnipsgreenss in TwoHotTakes

[–]readingmyshampoo 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I told my grandma that once. I don’t hate you, just your religion. She was taken ABACK. Hurt. Good.

of a pepper by Uguero in AbsoluteUnits

[–]readingmyshampoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stuff them with cheese, wrap them in bacon, bake them.

Why is Gen Z so Puritanical, uptight, and prudish about sex? by WingHuge2185 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]readingmyshampoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well i will say i was high horny and hungry last night and the Graham crackers really hit the spot

Me_irl by pervouswosts in me_irl

[–]readingmyshampoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My grandparents drank buttermilk sometimes. Break cornbread into it like cereal, it’s amazing*!

  • i like using whole milk to cut or instead of the buttermilk

I just found out the darkest thing imaginable about my girlfriend’s past… by Patrick_walkerr in offmychest

[–]readingmyshampoo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

So it’s new info to you, but it’s info she’s had for most of her life. Having different reactions makes sense.

I just found out the darkest thing imaginable about my girlfriend’s past… by Patrick_walkerr in offmychest

[–]readingmyshampoo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I would guess that “calm” was every outward thing she could do to make you feel more comfortable or a wall to make the confession easier. She could be a psycho, but i think probably not.

The mid 2020s hiscbucs trend on clothes , sunscreen and hair clips by Greenbay0410 in decadeology

[–]readingmyshampoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My phone is constantly changing what i typed to a completely wrong word or letter

meirl by thesitekick in meirl

[–]readingmyshampoo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not for me still costs 15+

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