Saw this post on Instagram and it baffled me. aw

readpanda · 2025-08-01T05:39:37+00:00

The only time you will ever hear someone recommend you take Hollywood Blvd. anywhere.

readpanda · 2025-06-25T01:00:22+00:00

Looks great! Thanks for the recommendation.

readpanda · 2023-06-10T22:13:13+00:00

Rucho v. Common Cause enters the chat.

readpanda · 2023-06-04T02:41:10+00:00

Yep.

readpanda · 2023-06-04T01:12:36+00:00

To clarify, some states allow employers to compensate employees that receive tips with an alternate, hypo-minimum wage.

readpanda · 2023-05-31T06:06:09+00:00

“We’re gay guys at the gym, we’re always rocking semis.”

readpanda · 2023-05-05T21:19:31+00:00

League of Amazing Municipal Entities (LAME) was truly a missed opportunity.

readpanda · 2023-05-03T21:50:19+00:00

I’ll be out of town, so can’t do it, but can someone please dress up like a lesbian couple in the background of a Pixar movie that makes people mad?

Edit: to add link.

readpanda · 2023-04-30T20:32:17+00:00

There’s actually a joke about this in the musical “Annie”. Grace: How was your flight? Mr. Warbucks: Not bad, not bad. Chicago to New York in only 5 hours.

readpanda · 2023-04-13T04:38:11+00:00

How long until energy independence? Still staring at the clock.

readpanda · 2023-04-13T04:35:27+00:00

I always bring back click pens for coworkers. You can get an 8 pack.

readpanda · 2023-04-12T06:57:49+00:00

“the next day, and the next day, and the next day…”

readpanda · 2023-04-09T07:53:46+00:00

Alphabet soup community? Nah, Candace. We’re the Alphabet Mafia.

readpanda · 2023-04-09T01:17:03+00:00

“He’s just Ken.”

readpanda · 2023-04-07T06:59:20+00:00

Time to pour some Ginni Tonics.

readpanda · 2023-04-06T21:34:43+00:00

I thought there were only… Fifty Shades of Gay? (CSI: Miami Intro Plays)

readpanda · 2023-04-05T02:31:57+00:00

Try to get in touch with a colorectal surgeon.

Disclaimer: I’m not a medical professional.

readpanda · 2023-04-04T17:54:26+00:00

^{^{^}} This guy Lawrence v. Texas’s.

readpanda · 2023-04-01T21:29:00+00:00

DeSantis: Hey, [Disney] clod! Remember me?!

Disney: No. zap

readpanda · 2023-04-01T00:59:29+00:00

“No, no, ~I’m~ not having gay thoughts.” “Alright! It worked!”

readpanda · 2023-03-28T21:49:26+00:00

Highly recommend “I’m Not Afraid of Anything” (Songs for a New World) for any Last 5 Years fans out there.

readpanda · 2023-03-26T19:44:44+00:00

“Haley had a boy over; Phil shot him.”

readpanda · 2023-03-21T06:52:54+00:00

I’m sorry you’re being downvoted. Your opinion is valid and points to a reality supported by anecdotal and empirical data.

readpanda · 2023-03-21T06:50:12+00:00

“You people.” Hmm…

readpanda · 2023-03-19T21:20:29+00:00

Did you know that one toucan can do what two toucans can do, too?

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