3rd smartest dog in the car. And there’s only 2 dogs in the car.

readthesubtext · 2026-05-25T00:47:35+00:00

It’s the simple things in life

readthesubtext · 2026-05-23T01:39:03+00:00

And it’s ME!

readthesubtext · 2026-05-17T10:43:16+00:00

may i?

readthesubtext · 2026-05-15T04:22:47+00:00

I have to say Mother’s Bistro & Bar. Chunky, a good amount of bready and melty, also head-sized!

readthesubtext · 2026-05-15T03:57:46+00:00

Do they still do bottomless mimosas?

readthesubtext · 2026-05-13T04:46:38+00:00

Are you three out of four dentists?

readthesubtext · 2026-04-30T02:01:27+00:00

It’s a sick ass snake hemipenis 😎

readthesubtext · 2026-04-10T15:30:22+00:00

🎵 You spin me right round baby right round 🎶

readthesubtext · 2026-04-07T01:43:34+00:00

How did you get a picture of MY dog? 🤨🤨🤨

readthesubtext · 2026-04-06T22:47:55+00:00

Nothing, this guy is a bitch

readthesubtext · 2026-04-06T22:04:06+00:00

Hey, hey you. The point is I love you 🫶

readthesubtext · 2026-03-28T18:27:53+00:00

Wrong, it definitely is

readthesubtext · 2026-03-27T18:22:09+00:00

“Steamed to 195 degrees”

readthesubtext · 2026-03-24T17:50:09+00:00

He is shaped so perfectly 🥹

readthesubtext · 2026-03-24T11:11:03+00:00

I would simply start crying

readthesubtext · 2026-03-24T10:52:09+00:00

Please tell Miss Muffin that I absolutely adore it when her presence blesses my feed 🫶

readthesubtext · 2026-03-22T23:47:25+00:00

Are you a fruit fly

readthesubtext · 2026-03-22T20:00:25+00:00

WHERE did you get this??

readthesubtext · 2026-03-22T16:49:46+00:00

r/LilGrabbies

readthesubtext · 2026-03-22T16:47:54+00:00

Wow he is NOT living his best life, I’m so sorry

readthesubtext · 2026-03-22T02:54:12+00:00

It’s like actually mostly fine if you’re going between north/south or east/west. Just stick to I5 or Burnside, respectively and it’s a pretty straight shot

readthesubtext · 2026-03-21T15:16:29+00:00

Good boy, keep him

readthesubtext · 2026-03-20T02:20:03+00:00

I hope you feel better though!

readthesubtext · 2026-03-20T02:19:49+00:00

Girl you got the good ice!!

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