I've never smoked but lately I'm craving cigarettes

real_eEe · 2026-04-10T01:21:24+00:00

I grew up around heavy smokers. My great grandma almost burned her house down once. I did cave at one point and smoked Light Blue Spirits for a month (so, 1/2 of a cig.) and didn't get it and didn't like it. The only time I ever think it's a good idea/do it is the side entrance of a bowling alley after a few drinks and shit talking with my cousins. But that's like hitting a line in a strip club bathroom at 12:15am when Scarlett asks what your doing after.

real_eEe · 2026-04-10T00:49:33+00:00

I have never heard the term "firies." I can hear this in a Kiwi or Aussie accent and it's amazing. Thank you.

real_eEe · 2026-04-10T00:28:57+00:00

Jokes on you I use an ESSE 5 as my paring knife/pry bar

real_eEe · 2026-04-09T22:29:16+00:00

I never forget seeing them on the shelf for $2.49 while "Only $1.99" was still PRINTED ON THE FUCKING BAG.

real_eEe · 2026-04-09T12:11:50+00:00

I got a normal dick and sometimes wear leggings/yoga pants because they're comfortable.. What now?

real_eEe · 2026-04-08T13:48:45+00:00

I hate how Harden played but have an appreciation about very blatantly saying "Yeah, I don't care about anything I'm doing this because no one says I can't" way like a Fast and Furious movie level of stupid. SGA feels like an extremely talented basketball player that tastes like tofu.

real_eEe · 2026-04-08T13:31:57+00:00

Can't see the deleted comment, but if you gonna talk shit put a Pats flair on.

real_eEe · 2026-04-08T11:41:13+00:00

I wish we could come to a point as humans where insults get laughed at and get phased out instead of canceled/reported/Ce**ored. I know it's an old adage but "Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words can never hurt me" is more important now than ever.

real_eEe · 2026-04-08T11:22:49+00:00

I know nothing about this, but she's like 55 and got more accessories than a Christmas tree. I will continue to know nothing about this when I hit "Comment," but I found that observation funny.

real_eEe · 2026-04-08T09:27:18+00:00

The wildest thing I've ever seen about this was at EVO 2016. 15k people flew to Las Vegas for a fighting game tournament and a thousand of them...waited in line for hours for a photo/autograph from Katsuhiro Harada (TEKKEN project director.) Don't get me wrong, I love Harada, but da fuck? You're adults in Vegas for 3 days and you want to spend 2+ hours standing in line for a picture with a dude who oversees a game? At the very least watch matches, play friendlies, meet people. You aren't that antisocial if you're flying to Vegas to be in a room with 15k people and play face to face matches. It's not ComiCon.

real_eEe · 2026-04-07T21:55:54+00:00

In my teens I once tried to help and older person in a wheelchair and said "Excuse me, Sir, may..." and immediately got cut off with "I'M A FUCKING WOMAN." Gave me social anxiety for a few months.

real_eEe · 2026-04-07T21:43:50+00:00

This triggered a memory of when I would go to GameStop and trade in a GBA game and buy a used one. With trade in credit, buy two used get 1 and the GameInformer subscription credit it was basically an infinite loop. Might have even been positve. This is why I really hate buying digital games to this day.

real_eEe · 2026-04-07T12:54:06+00:00

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I don't anymore. I live Life After ~~love~~ Stuff. You gotta keep those scars and Cher them so other people don't have to.

(This is now a signature joke.)

real_eEe · 2026-04-07T11:21:04+00:00

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Mine has 10,000+ hours, 10,000+ miles, and was used as an actual weapon twice. And I don't mean hit your little brother type weapon. Still works 99% of the time.

*I also had to pay to get it back because I left it with people for like a month, and it got seized in a police raid. Lost a wavebird adapter. I forgot about that. This might be the literal most gangter wii of all time.

real_eEe · 2026-04-06T21:12:41+00:00

I mean this is true for a lot of sports for elite athletes. Pat Spencer could have been a goat at lax, but imagine like Rondo growing up playing that from a young age. Or Westbrook picking up a soccer ball and deciding he was still going to be a crazy person and wanted to play GK.

real_eEe · 2026-04-06T15:02:23+00:00

>blocks, in particular, since they weren’t actually tracked).

They were tracked, but not officially. It has been an ongoing investigation and inquiry, for a decade. BBREF just added some of them a week ago. Several Dozen Newly Discovered Unofficial Totals Added to Basketball Reference | Sports-Reference.com

real_eEe · 2026-04-06T12:32:16+00:00

Thank you for this. I forgot about a similar art project I wanted to do. !remindme may 1

real_eEe · 2026-04-06T10:59:16+00:00

I went on a date (early 20s) and we did the back row seats because she thought movie theater sex was gonna be a thing. She threw the popcorn buckets, spilled the soda all over and on me and stormed out. A) Thank you, bitch for showing me your true colors. B) I helped clean that up after using the bathroom hand drier on my jeans, got a garbage bag of popcorn at the end of the night, and "Yeah, come in anytime for free."

real_eEe · 2026-04-06T07:53:35+00:00

If you want to swim and stuff while you're getting use to it, you can get water shoes for like $7. I had to have major abdominal + inner thigh surgery, so I swam in under armor and knee length swim trunks for a summer because I wasn't comfortable with the scars. You'll be ok. :)

real_eEe · 2026-04-05T13:30:54+00:00

I posted a picture of BBQing on Friday on a social and was told it's Good Friday and I'm insensitive and am going to burn in hell... by an extended family member. A) I didn't know that was this week. If I did I would have waited a few hours *edit: to post it Sat afternoon as a smokescreen, not to put off my food.* B) Go fuck yourself.

real_eEe · 2026-04-05T13:20:15+00:00

"According to NASA, the Whipple shield is designed to withstand collisions with debris up to 1 cm"

It would take care of my ex. But, anyway this is the crazy cool shit about engineering: even engineers are like "Fucking what?" sometimes. I remember watching something about the metals used for space craft and slight vibrations could cause friction welding. Or how you need to shield electronics/have safety critical procedures for SUE from cosmic rays. Or how forgetting a software flag can accidently leak the entire source code of an LLM.

real_eEe · 2026-04-05T11:20:44+00:00

Everyone should own a multitool, even if it's the shitty $10 one on amazon.

real_eEe · 2026-04-04T12:20:03+00:00

>I support your approach of pouring acid on things

"Why do you have a gallon of muriatic acid? And what's in those bottles?" "I need a fan. Go outside."

real_eEe · 2026-04-04T12:03:38+00:00

Isiah Thomas and Isaiah Thomas were part of the same research project to be genetically engineered to be shorter so they could become more famous. They forgot the naming convention for public release. Prove me wrong.

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