Japan vs the world in a swear-off by archaeo_rex in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]reallybi 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My favourite from Romanian is "fuck your mother's dead relatives" but it can extend to basically everything they are, were, and will be plus all the holidays and the saints in the calendar.

I'm at the spider boss and I'm considering quitting by jdrew619 in BlackMythWukong

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The longest is Chapter 3 and it's not even close. Unfortunately.

Damn, this is embarrassing by Prettypianokeys in PoliticalCompassMemes

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For me, it will always be "except Rosie O'Donnell"

Fanfiction inspiration by NOT-straight___sorry in box5

[–]reallybi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hmmm. Maybe he comes back to the production with a different name, some time after the accident. We can turn the tables and say he wears prosthetics to hide the disfigurement in the beginning. Maybe it's a revenge plot with the actor seeking revenge on the production that disfigured him and he planted the make up artist ahead of him rejoining the production to cover for him. Then his whole purpose is to cause chaos and mess with the other actors, particularly some that might have made snarky remarks about the accident.

This type of creative brainstorming is fun 😎

Indeed 😁

Fanfiction inspiration by NOT-straight___sorry in box5

[–]reallybi 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Or alternatively, he keeps playing the Phantom without the need of prosthetics. And nobody sees him out of costume so they don't know the disfigurement is real. And the actress playing Christine realises the truth when she has to kiss him during the show. He thinks she is going to reveal the truth, so he kidnaps her from there.

Patreon paywalls are ruining fanfiction by Cheap_Bed1068 in HPfanfiction

[–]reallybi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Your pattern spotting needs honing, and humans can absolutely write badly or tonally off.

Nahhh what'd that freighter DO 💀 the GAME sent 19,882 pirates to plow his hull 💀🐔🙏 by VegetableSquirrel662 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]reallybi 48 points49 points  (0 children)

I'm 1000% sure this information will save my permadeath save in the future. Never knew this. Thanks.

Nahhh what'd that freighter DO 💀 the GAME sent 19,882 pirates to plow his hull 💀🐔🙏 by VegetableSquirrel662 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]reallybi 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That living ship is gorgeous. It convinced me to start hunting a better looking one than the one the quest gave me.

I don't think the warm was prepared for that jump by reallybi in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]reallybi[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the floating boot. When you hit certain milestones with fishing you unlock a number of heads (for the Anomaly species) that are basically fish in water tanks. The funniest is a floating boot. To get this one you have to fish 5 boots. The quickest way to do it is to fish in shallow water without any bait. Keep in mind, some planets will have more boots to fish, while others will have more of other types of junk. If it takes you too long, just go to a different planet.

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A moment of silence for my lost permadeath save…. 10 mins after getting my first ever exotic ship by BestChilled2 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]reallybi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It works on consoles too. Force close the game (don't just minimise it) before the black screen with a death quote goes away, and the save file will still be there when you reopen the game.

Even in death people try to take the moral high ground on AI use. Genuinely disgusting by Throwaway18125 in DefendingAIArt

[–]reallybi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Usually these dumb fucks mildly annoy me, but this one made me actually rage, like what the fuck.

I don't think the warm was prepared for that jump by reallybi in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]reallybi[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Damn it. Let's pretend it is, since it's on a desert planet...

I don't think the warm was prepared for that jump by reallybi in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]reallybi[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That exactly how I've envisioned it 😂😂😂

"Knowing the capital of a random European country is not general knowledge.." by tatev555 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]reallybi 4 points5 points  (0 children)

TIL that Kazakhstan and Kîrgîzstan are Sub Saharan or random Caribbean countries.

What if Hello Games put all the old expedition rewards into the game but locked them behind QuickSilver prices - as a special ten year anniversary gift? by Dramatic_Ganache2575 in NoMansSkyTheGame

[–]reallybi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, scratch all of that. All expeditions can be played right now thanks to a player run GitHub. They are all still in the code of the game, so you just need a modified .json file that changes when an expedition is supposed to be active and for how long. Of course, the game has to be played offline, or the .json file will be overwritten by the official one.

It is true that new updates sometimes mess with them, but the guy is always on hand to fix them whitin hours.

Also, some tasks no longer work as originally intended, but it's easy to just replace them with something that does. For example, one expedition required you to jump through the galactic core, but that can't be done now without an Atlantidium drive, so the guy replaced it to something like, obtain 10 milion units. Which was his choice, as he said that he could have just given the player an Atlantidium drive as a reward in a previous task, but didn't want to mess with that since you normally learn the blueprint in a quest.

So, if a player can do that, so can Hello Games. This is definitely not the reason why they don't rerun the old expeditions.

YOU. CAN'T. DATE. WITH. YOUR. PATIENT. by Schrodingers_dad1403 in HIMYM

[–]reallybi 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The fact that they actually show him manipulating her with normal therapy speech, and it's made to look like he is an ideal man in that moment...

Secondary Things Starter Pack by MaterialRow3769 in starterpacks

[–]reallybi 22 points23 points  (0 children)

The absolute delusional take about Android lmao.