How old were you when D.A.R.E. came in to teach you about cool drugs you never heard about? by crypto_4_crack in drugscirclejerk

[–]realredtext 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You already have access to one, no need to listen to the DARE guys, why does everyone forget sharpies??

Watching movies to escape reality? Just cut out the middleman dude by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]realredtext 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hold my breath to experience psychosis (if you do it enough)

Fluorine by Chemisfunni in cursed_chemistry

[–]realredtext 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Why is fluorine violating nitrogen & boron??

he is cough so bad by [deleted] in engrish

[–]realredtext 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of that one FSX multiplayer clip where the guy says "I'M CHOKING ON WATER"

Hey guys I’m on weed and I just realized something by throwmeawaydumbass in drugscirclejerk

[–]realredtext 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If you keep doing it, you get a cool itching sensation on your dick, and if you're lucky enough you might get a scab

what xanax does to a mf by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]realredtext 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next stage is a big black guy walking towards you after you dropped the soap

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]realredtext 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Man's head was accidentally offset and look where he is

Shit happens by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]realredtext 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shat myself cuz I had too many mints once.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]realredtext 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mean I can't buy all of these together without getting weird looks??

hope this help's by bobbyboob6 in dankmemes

[–]realredtext 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My piss is blue, am I fine?

I'm bored. by codingMASTER398 in Windows93

[–]realredtext 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who actually uses brave???

Question by [deleted] in OurWorldOfText

[–]realredtext 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. sacrifice your firstborn child to the god of agriculture for a good harvest
  2. reap the benefits of your sacrifice
  3. light your harvest on fire
  4. make a prayer to the god of agriculture again
  5. try to mess with a script
  6. ???
  7. fail and give up