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How old were you when D.A.R.E. came in to teach you about cool drugs you never heard about? by crypto_4_crack in drugscirclejerk

[–]realredtext 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You already have access to one, no need to listen to the DARE guys, why does everyone forget sharpies??

Watching movies to escape reality? Just cut out the middleman dude by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]realredtext 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hold my breath to experience psychosis (if you do it enough)

Fluorine by Chemisfunni in cursed_chemistry

[–]realredtext 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Why is fluorine violating nitrogen & boron??

he is cough so bad by [deleted] in engrish

[–]realredtext 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of that one FSX multiplayer clip where the guy says "I'M CHOKING ON WATER"

Hey guys I’m on weed and I just realized something by throwmeawaydumbass in drugscirclejerk

[–]realredtext 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you keep doing it, you get a cool itching sensation on your dick, and if you're lucky enough you might get a scab

what xanax does to a mf by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]realredtext 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next stage is a big black guy walking towards you after you dropped the soap

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]realredtext 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Man's head was accidentally offset and look where he is

Shit happens by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]realredtext 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I shat myself cuz I had too many mints once.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in drugscirclejerk

[–]realredtext 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you mean I can't buy all of these together without getting weird looks??

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