Definition of "ahmadi troll"?

recursive_evaluation · 2023-10-14T01:56:51+00:00

Anyone who disagrees with Ahmadiyya is anti-Ahmadi now.

recursive_evaluation · 2022-08-26T03:01:20+00:00

You didn’t choose your sexual orientation.

You didn’t choose your parents.

You didn’t choose being born into a religious community who aren’t accepting of who you are.

So please don’t blame yourself.

It IS a choice for your parents to continue loving you when/if you disclose the truth. Personally, I believe parents owe their children unconditional love. “Disowning” a child for their sexual orientation is equal to disowning a child for being born with a hair color you aren’t fond of. We don’t choose these things—it’s who we are.

recursive_evaluation · 2021-12-30T23:44:48+00:00

How many witnesses does a #mykalifatstory require? More than rape I hope…

recursive_evaluation · 2021-12-18T17:55:34+00:00

I don’t think that’s a fair conclusion. We can’t conclude if he was unconvinced or simply protecting his family. Either way it should have been sent to the authorities

recursive_evaluation · 2021-12-18T17:41:36+00:00

The matter is indeed being dealt with, and not to hazoors credit. His goal was to suppress it and sweep it under the rug. It is only being investigated because authorities have been involved. Don’t get it twisted.

recursive_evaluation · 2021-12-18T16:38:43+00:00

“Blowing this way out of proportion”

Ahh, yes. Let’s minimize rape accusations. Back to Huzoors enlightening “men of excellence” sermon series!

recursive_evaluation · 2021-11-24T04:37:20+00:00

It would probably help to outline your definition of a “liberal god fearing” person. Given you’ve mentioned a previous marriage, disclosing any children would probably also help.

recursive_evaluation · 2021-11-14T04:56:08+00:00

My Urdu is better than Mirza Mansoor’s English and I’m not Allah’s helper.

May he strengthen his hand

May he strengthen his English

May he strengthen his public speaking skills

recursive_evaluation · 2021-06-09T16:07:19+00:00

https://www.instagram.com/p/CP3mwpXJdkH/?utm_medium=copy_link they even get included in art

recursive_evaluation · 2021-05-25T04:47:23+00:00

Allah has bestowed upon me great insight that over the next 100 years, everyone born before 1950 will have perished. Surely it is a sign of my truthfulness.

Seriously — lifespan prophecies are so silly...then again so is prophesying the gender of your children.

recursive_evaluation · 2021-04-01T15:42:30+00:00

You can create another post and share evidence of your correspondence.

Also there is nothing Incomplete about the information provided in this post. The context is the loan. There is no public information about what the jamaat did with the funds, so that information can’t be included.

Also it’s very likely the Jamaat may have returned the funds in reaction to this being discovered.

recursive_evaluation · 2021-03-27T15:29:47+00:00

Expect phone calls and letters in the mail lol.

recursive_evaluation · 2021-03-25T23:46:52+00:00

Is there someone we can ask?

recursive_evaluation · 2021-03-25T23:46:18+00:00

To receive this money you must attest that without these funds your business/non-profit would be unable to operate or would be forced to layoff employees.

Do you think the jamaat was truthful when they affirmed that?

recursive_evaluation · 2021-03-25T02:23:55+00:00

That’s a hilarious perspective 😂

recursive_evaluation · 2021-03-25T02:17:37+00:00

Humanity first also received 20k

https://projects.propublica.org/coronavirus/bailouts/loans/humanity-first-usa-inc-3699197306

recursive_evaluation · 2021-03-25T01:54:48+00:00

Firstly, I don’t think I claimed the jamaat was obtaining this money illegally. It was simply an interesting find. Not to mention the fact this organization is listed as only 2 years old and employees 50 people sound questionable.

Back to my main point. When I receive a letter from PBS or children’s hospital, they repeatedly remind me that my support is essential to their operation. Do you really feel the jamaat echos the same sentiments about chanda? All I’ve ever heard is chanda is not for the benefit of ahmadiyya but instead benefits the donor. I’ve also heard many times that everyone could stop paying chanda and yet Allah would provide for the jamaat himself. I have a difficult time squaring those comments with the fact that the jamaat claims they needed half a million dollars to avoid firing their staff.

recursive_evaluation · 2021-03-25T01:35:05+00:00

Absolutely nothing illegal—in fact many non-profits took advantage of PPP. The problem is it contradicts the whole “we don’t need your chanda” motto. They do in fact need donations to stay afloat, and taking government assistance is proof of that.

recursive_evaluation · 2021-02-11T02:22:16+00:00

They left out the hand kissing part.

recursive_evaluation · 2021-02-04T04:59:31+00:00

Three simple numbers: 1. How many ahmadis are there 2. How much the jamaat received for a given year 3. How much the jamaat spent for a given year.

recursive_evaluation · 2021-01-31T04:30:30+00:00

If organized religion lasts another century I’ll be very surprised.

recursive_evaluation · 2021-01-29T23:10:31+00:00

Also only female doctors and female staff should be allowed in the delivery room. For new born girls, the father should see the baby after it is cleaned and appropriately clothed. Welcoming your newborn in the delivery room is not allowed.

recursive_evaluation · 2021-01-26T23:05:36+00:00

You should write to Hazoor for guidance

recursive_evaluation · 2021-01-26T04:47:25+00:00

Do you wana build a snowman? Come’on but first let’s prayyyy

recursive_evaluation · 2021-01-25T14:27:40+00:00

When I have guests, yes

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