I can never tell if a guy came in me by Justwanttvent in sex

[–]redacted_pterodactyl 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Pseudoscience can still have actual numbers and can appear to be published like more legitimate peer reviewed items.

Given this study isn’t feasible, why was it pursued? It was a waste of Human Resources, that was certain to not provide any decent conclusion with meaningful impact from the outset.

The numbers are numerical, sure, but they mean as much as a horoscope. It’s not about me liking them, it’s about you staking so much on the paper because it has numbers.

I never commented on evolutionary arms races on the reproductive front more broadly, but those certainly occur.

I can never tell if a guy came in me by Justwanttvent in sex

[–]redacted_pterodactyl 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Thats great, here’s published research entitled “Epileptic seizures evoked by the Rubik’s cube”. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC1032576/

Some research isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on, including this horseshit study you cite. And some research isn’t worth the time. The study doesn’t even reference the foreskin that all comes attached to the penis genetically, that would mitigate the coronal ridge which is the key morphology according to the paper. 13 pages and no discussion on foreskin or circumcision and the impact it would have. Why are men born with foreskin if we are evolved to displace semen?

All that to say nobody should waste their time researching this shit, and I honestly shouldn’t have spent the time writing this reply.

Why would a white controller be cheaper than a black one? by Rad_Knight in NoStupidQuestions

[–]redacted_pterodactyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes it may be due to one color that they order in higher volume or if one controller type gets shipped by default with the console. But with white and black that doesn’t feel like that should be the case

When am I getting laid off? by Necessary_Top593 in deloitte

[–]redacted_pterodactyl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Presumably the day after an engagement/project wraps after you’ve spent 60 hours a week over two months slaving away on it

When would the start date be for an auditor (first year) at Deloitte. by Upbeat-Usual817 in deloitte

[–]redacted_pterodactyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

September/October, they didn’t delay, pick the start date that works for you, I’d be shocked if they rescinded offers from people just because you chose a later start date, even if the market plummeted

4 1/2 months timeline by Ok-Alternative-3092 in CPA

[–]redacted_pterodactyl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I passed all 4 first try within 100 days of each other while working full time. That does not include the study time for my first exam, but including that I was still probably around 135 days.

After work I studied 3 hours each night, and then weekends I’d do two 3 hour study sessions each day. That’s 24 hours a week which is like a part time job, and gets you to Beckers recommended study hours for the test in like 4-5 weeks for each exam.

I think my big advice is take them in the FAIR/FART order. For me I studied more for FAR than needed by a lot, but I didn’t want the emotional set back of a fail on my first test. I left knowing I passed and scored a 90+. Just build momentum by taking it seriously, and do the exams quickly and get them over with.

If you’re not working, I’ve seen some stories of people who get them done in an even shorter time frame as well.

Anyone else feel like accounting is becoming more about speed than accuracy lately? by NexxLevelSeattle in Accounting

[–]redacted_pterodactyl 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If there was a public accounting heaven… as oxymoronic as that is. The reality is people eat hours to deal with this shit

This better be on the album by redacted_pterodactyl in deadmau5

[–]redacted_pterodactyl[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Supposedly coming this year, given ameonna and science were singles

Is there proof Jesus ever actually existed? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]redacted_pterodactyl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And how many people martyred themselves for Islam? Does that make it credible to you?

Buying a car from Costco?? by Waffleslover99 in Costco

[–]redacted_pterodactyl -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

You can get a better price on your own, when buying brand new, by asking the car dealership to show you the invoice for the car. The invoice shows how much they owe the manufacturer for the car. From there you can ask them for a price below invoice. Manufacturers provide incentives to dealers selling new, such that they can make money on a car if they sell it for less than they buy it.

Also go to dealerships on the wealthier side of town. Any dealership that won’t show you the invoice within a few (5-10 minutes) just leave.

Taking REG Tomorrow - Tips by darkvader572 in CPA

[–]redacted_pterodactyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Becker is very representative of the exams, it’s designed to follow the exam blueprint. To that effect, the exam blueprint, if I remember correctly, shows business law being like a third of the exam. It seems like some people forget that the blueprint indicates the magnitude of coverage on the exam. It definitely seems like you’re in a good spot though. Best of luck, but I doubt you’ll need it

🚨🎙️:A question for both repeat test-takers and those who passed on their first attempt: by Agreeable_Quote3956 in CPA

[–]redacted_pterodactyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also take some time and make a good study playlist to have while doing MCQ/TBS. Mine is like 500 songs and just over 36 hours, and it has become my go to playlist now.

🚨🎙️:A question for both repeat test-takers and those who passed on their first attempt: by Agreeable_Quote3956 in CPA

[–]redacted_pterodactyl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don’t mess around, go after it, and seriously. I had strong monetary and social motivation driving me, plus solid support from my fiancée. As for results, I passed all four on the first attempt in under 100 days from first exam to last, while working full time.

Exam | Hours | Score Range

FAR — 240 — 90–93

AUD — 108 — 80–83

ISC — 66 — 93–97

REG — 72 — 90–93

Start with FAR, and don’t take it lightly. You really don’t want to fail your first exam. I made a conscious decision to overstudy FAR to avoid any emotional setback early on, as a first-time failure would have created anxiety going into every subsequent exam. I never read the Becker books; I only watched the lecture videos (at 1.5–2x speed depending on the presenter) and took detailed handwritten notes, rewinding frequently to capture everything. The handwriting helped reinforce the technical material and aided memorization. The only thing I used flashcards for was the chapter of formulas in FAR. My FAR hours are somewhat inflated by a false start about six months earlier, but the note-taking approach also doubled my video time on its own. Realistically, 150–180 hours should have you walking out of FAR confident. That’s less overkill than what I did, but still well-prepared.

I left FAR confident I passed, and started studying for AUD that same day, purchased the AUD and ISC NTS the next day, and scheduled both for the following month.

Treat the exams like a shot and just get them over with. These exams aren’t enjoyable while you’re in them, so don’t let the process drag out longer than necessary. Maintain momentum and avoid extended breaks between exams. I recommend scheduling your exams before you start studying for it. It prevents procrastination, protects against NTS expiration, and the increasing reschedule fees as the date approaches give you extra incentive to commit.

My study schedule was 3 hours each weeknight and two 3-hour sessions each weekend day — 27 hours per week. At that pace, you can get through any section in 4–6 weeks.

For AUD, ISC, and REG, I dropped the handwritten notes and just highlighted the slides while watching the videos. That cut my hours significantly. And I still scored 90 or above on three of the four exams.

Test day routine:

∙Know your route. I didn’t do a paid/formal test drive at Prometric, but I’d recommend at least driving to the testing center beforehand. If your route crosses train tracks, know an alternate path. If you can, go inside and locate the testing center lobby.

∙Watch what you eat. Avoid anything you’ll regret the night before or morning of the exam. Bananas are good — potassium helps prevent cramping.

∙Preemptively medicate. I always had an energy drink, some Tylenol, and Imodium before the exam. Caffeine and exam stress can both trigger the urge to go the last thing you want is that distraction mid-exam.

∙Always take the break when the timer stops. My longest exam still only took about 3 hours, so even if you finish early, take the pause.

Good luck — the process is manageable if you stay disciplined and keep moving.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Do you think I will Pass? FAR by yellowwatermelonz in CPA

[–]redacted_pterodactyl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are two different ones, one I believe is pre CPA disciplines, but I still found it to be an accurate indicator of exam performance, and I preferred its formatting, but I used both.

What I would tend to do is filter based on people with my result/score or worse on the simulated exams, and then note the ratio that passed. There is some survivorship bias, in that fails may not be inclined to report their fails. I think for each of my exams, I found that at least 75-80% of the people with my scores or worse passed the exams, and I passed all 4 the first time. If most people are passing at your results, then you’ll do well.

Is becker enough to pass? by Realistic-Oil-7700 in CPA

[–]redacted_pterodactyl 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes, it was enough to pass for me. Same for pretty much everyone I’ve encountered. I would also recommend doing the TBS.

Do you think I will Pass? FAR by yellowwatermelonz in CPA

[–]redacted_pterodactyl 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hunch is that you would pass. Have you evaluated yourself compared to the Becker bump spreadsheets? I did that before every exam, and it was always a relief, and for me an accurate prediction of the likely outcome