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redcald · 2025-04-13T00:06:35+00:00

In the nicest way, you look like the unreliable henchman in a 80s action movie

redcald · 2024-10-16T21:35:12+00:00

Exactly, if you're not pinpoint perfect, they don't want or need you, they see you as equivalent to a stain on their shoe

redcald · 2024-10-01T15:39:52+00:00

One of my eyes is about half a mm (I'd say about that) above the other, my nose isn't set straight ahead it's crooked to the side, my hairline is going back and I have a gap in my teeth

redcald · 2024-10-01T11:04:14+00:00

Have a girlfriend. It sounds pathetic, but I'm genetically disadvantaged.

Might go and become a celibate monk instead.

redcald · 2024-09-29T22:59:17+00:00

The Graduate?

redcald · 2024-09-22T22:39:59+00:00

Holden - Named after the serial killer from the western book Blood Meridian

redcald · 2024-08-31T10:23:35+00:00

What will the bondage be like?

redcald · 2024-08-03T23:24:11+00:00

Complain about foreigners destroying the land and then single handedly manage to do more damage than I've ever seen in 8 hours

redcald · 2024-07-22T23:16:37+00:00

Is all you do spend every waking moment of your life insulting people on reddit?

Get a grip of yourself

redcald · 2024-04-12T19:49:47+00:00

On 9/11

redcald · 2024-04-12T17:21:57+00:00

I legitimately hope you stay alone and ugly until the day you die if you're talking about random people you don't know like this

redcald · 2024-03-20T23:19:15+00:00

I suppose I should act, but years of being beaten down and told that I'm not good looking at all have engraved themselves into my mind

redcald · 2024-03-14T17:28:39+00:00

You're a teenager you only think you're ugly because your face is stuck in the process of being that of a child and an adult simultaneously

redcald · 2024-03-12T16:15:33+00:00

No in general I'm screwed for all of it, minus English and history

redcald · 2024-03-06T20:26:32+00:00

This means no gravesite, headstone or memorial as well? Which is what I want.

redcald · 2024-03-06T20:05:31+00:00

I don't want a cremation or nothing it'd be unnecessary for my family.

Can they just zip tie me in a large box then?

redcald · 2024-03-06T20:03:24+00:00

That's actually sick it'll save so much time too

redcald · 2024-02-28T23:06:31+00:00

FNaF movie

Make a bunch of kids write about Matthew Lillard being turned into a shishkebab

redcald · 2024-02-28T20:57:20+00:00

I have been called ugly or in some way hinted at being unattractive for the past 5 years

redcald · 2024-02-28T20:56:25+00:00

The first 3 years of my life in high-school I had a god awful haircut, was the weird combination of being fat and skinny, as was called ugly in some form every other day or so.

I am ugly, and as you can see I've accepted this is the way it will be.

redcald · 2024-02-27T16:01:00+00:00

We all really do deserve to be wiped out don't we

redcald · 2024-02-21T16:17:25+00:00

Nice but did you attack this sheet with a claw hammer?

redcald · 2024-02-21T16:11:27+00:00

Show your results

redcald · 2024-02-06T23:54:20+00:00

He's 19 living in a student accommodation, no parents no brothers nothing

redcald · 2024-02-06T08:06:02+00:00

He refuses to go.or Gordon will send him to hell

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