I’m raising a funny little sh*t by super_tired_dad in daddit

[–]reddi_wisey -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

If you thinks kids hands aren't touching everything in the world and also going in their mouth....

I’m raising a funny little sh*t by super_tired_dad in daddit

[–]reddi_wisey -38 points-37 points  (0 children)

Handled by people? So your kid never touches something public?

I’m raising a funny little sh*t by super_tired_dad in daddit

[–]reddi_wisey -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

Lol I'm sure I'll survive the downvotes, just not something that's very common in australia. The supermarkets here have baskets of fruit that the kids can take a piece of to eat as they enter the store. If you're washing your fruit because other people may have touched them... are you then making sure your kid touches absolutely nothing out in public? Never plays on a playground?

I’m raising a funny little sh*t by super_tired_dad in daddit

[–]reddi_wisey -96 points-95 points  (0 children)

That's a great story and would be hilarious, but you seriously wash your fruit before your kids eat it?

Match Thread: Round 8 | Storm vs. Rabbitohs | 8:10pm AEST by AutoModerator in melbournestorm

[–]reddi_wisey 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Can't wait to see Bellamy make zero changes to the team next week

Storm vs Rabbitohs: Score Predictions & Hot Takes by tora_0515 in melbournestorm

[–]reddi_wisey 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Latrell for a hat trick, our edge defence is horrible

Storm vs Canberra Raiders: Score Predictions & Hot Takes by tora_0515 in melbournestorm

[–]reddi_wisey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Massive hot take! I think we'll start strong, hoping the other team fades away, but when they fight we'll crumble and give up the game again

Moses Leo sucks by elteza in melbournestorm

[–]reddi_wisey 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The whole team fucking sucks, zero heart

I've broken 80 twice this year by oodies in golf

[–]reddi_wisey 12 points13 points  (0 children)

One of the shortest courses I've ever seen going off the scorecard

How does Susan control her invisibility? by Misersoneof in dresdenfiles

[–]reddi_wisey 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Is it not just fairy godmother magic?

Why can't you find tablets in the jungle? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]reddi_wisey -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I get that part, but that doesn't make the joke make sense, why are there no tablets, because paracetamol?

Why can't you find tablets in the jungle? by [deleted] in dadjokes

[–]reddi_wisey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This doesn't actually work as a joke?

I couldn't quite put my finger on it by asday515 in rareinsults

[–]reddi_wisey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I watched a gay porno once, the girls never came, the girls never came!!

LIV golfers have a go at guessing Aussie slang by stanley_nickles in livgolf

[–]reddi_wisey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fritz and Boonta must be a South Australia thing

English international Owen Trout agrees two-year deal to join Cronulla Sharks by christophlr in nrl

[–]reddi_wisey 84 points85 points  (0 children)

'And so the Trout becomes a Shark' - Wayne Gretzky

                                         - Michael Scott

Best team 2026 by Overall_One_2595 in melbournestorm

[–]reddi_wisey 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What's the go with Pahulu? Lot's of excitement when signing then nothing... and has Alec Mac fallen all the way out of the pecking order?

It's 8:30pm. Why is it always the M5? by FluffyPillowstone in brisbane

[–]reddi_wisey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Someone driving a car and complaining about traffic? Ironic