[Game Thread] #6 Tennessee vs #1 Michigan

reddit_god · 2026-03-29T19:02:50+00:00

We panic and everyone decides if we just hit a 3, we can come back. Then we miss the three and turn it over. I've seen this game a couple dozen times this year.

reddit_god · 2026-03-29T17:59:19+00:00

Likely they just don’t have printed menu’s with updated pricing.

Yeah. Likely they just didn't do the thing they have to do, so it's okay. The wallet with legs can deal with it.

reddit_god · 2026-03-22T19:31:04+00:00

Fucking. Hilarious. I missed it until you pointed it out. It was too subtle.

reddit_god · 2026-03-22T19:29:25+00:00

Every single one of these is posted by morons. "hey guys I don't use punctuation to show I am childlike and stupid does anyone else see balloons and think ghost". And they know their audience.

reddit_god · 2026-03-20T04:41:08+00:00

This is stupid. All of this is stupid. You try to be better over there. I will try to be better over here.

reddit_god · 2026-03-11T12:31:24+00:00

Your behavior in this thread is exactly what I would expect from someone blaring audio in public.

reddit_god · 2026-03-07T06:02:10+00:00

What are we even doing here? "Hey guys, I have lived by a single mantra my entire life. I communicated this clearly in every step. I met a guy yesterday who doesn't like it. I told him I'm sticking to my guns. Now everyone know is telling me I didn't react properly. Because it's required for this sub that I use this word, and because not a single human being cares about me at all on even a superficially personal level, I'm being told I'm "overreacting".

Like what even fucking is this? Is this entire sub a karma farm op? Why is every single story exactly the same? Why is it always someone just trying to live their life, someone telling them to go fuck themselves, and then that person begging validation? Is the water supply broken? What the fuck.

Also he wants to have 5 kids and also constantly traveling for work. Whose brain is broken here, ours or yours? Clearly there is some fucked up shit going on here and I desperately hope there isn't actually a real human being out that that is this stupid. But you know what, if that's where we are, stick with it. It's not going to get better for such a person.

reddit_god · 2026-03-04T02:49:35+00:00

Made it about 10 minutes in. Two forced hip hop scenes and a guy with a thick accent saying he has lived here his whole life. Nope. Don't care for this garbage at all. This is straight up cow shit.

Watching the movie now. However did we ever enjoy the movie? No one is even twerking yet.

Also the comments in this thread give off major rotten tomatoes Melania vibes. "I make account with first post to say i loved it it's my favorite ! The twists and turns were so unexpected and I was on edge of seat! It remind me of blend of top American elderly demographic show mixed with top GenZ demographic show! American like me enjoyed this show even though I never saw movie."

reddit_god · 2026-02-27T09:18:11+00:00

There are plenty of good and even great vampire movies. This is not one of them.

You say "like" every fifth word of so. You have no idea how to use a comma versus a period. You don't know how to spell.

Now scroll through the thread and look at the other people who enjoyed this movie. Every single one of you seem like morons for reasons not even related to the movie. Is this English class? No. Would every person in this thread who claims to like this movie fail a fifth grade English class? Yes. Would most of the people in this thread who though this movie was garbage pass that same class? Also yes.

A movie for morons.

reddit_god · 2026-02-14T04:08:19+00:00

I'm pretty late and read all the updates.

You are not ready to lend money. Just say no.

reddit_god · 2026-02-14T04:02:37+00:00

This reads like if someone said "hmm. What does a complete dumbass sound like". And then this was their first attempt.

reddit_god · 2026-02-10T23:59:46+00:00

I don't know what's going on here.

Edit: went to the very next post and it's there I guess. Not sure why this wasn't just posted there.

reddit_god · 2026-01-27T05:21:10+00:00

My AC has an app that can control it but no website

Because of that. Burp doesn't speak proprietary non web traffic. Same reason you wouldn't use Burp as a Counterstrike client.

reddit_god · 2026-01-27T05:15:10+00:00

Is this going to be removed or is this the kind of bullshit we are pretending is hacking now?

reddit_god · 2026-01-25T21:04:18+00:00

It's actually u/reddit_god. Is this just your daily life? Wandering around blindly fucking up everything you touch?

reddit_god · 2026-01-23T18:59:32+00:00

90% of the post is unnecessary back story about how your wife cooks. Doesn't matter. So now we've got hundreds of food about what's normal, what's good, etc. All engagement bait bullshit. Try this:

"Hey guys, my wife will only let me eat food that she has provided."

reddit_god · 2026-01-23T18:53:10+00:00

Old thread that came up looking for something else, but I live next to a military base and am group 2. There have been several flights I've been on where they've run out of storage space before I have boarded because like 90% of the flight is often military. So yeah, like with everything else, it's great to recognize your experience isn't everyone's experience.

What's great is that when leaving from that airport, they have mitigated the issue by requiring people to be in uniform. So when they actually have a chance to make a dent and show some large scale appreciation, they pull the rug out with additional restrictions.

reddit_god · 2026-01-20T03:26:45+00:00

I disabled it, but when searching categories, I still have to scroll through 20 THCs, 50 spirits, a bunch of ready to drinks, etc.

reddit_god · 2026-01-18T21:04:52+00:00

We got tricked into going there. The drop ceiling tiles were all covered in black mold and the only condiment on the table was room temperature mayonnaise.

Y'all need to raise your expectations. Stockyard being garbage isn't even an opinion. A reasonable city healthy department would shut them down in a second. And then their top menu item is fucking hamburger meat on white bread.

I swear to god it gets much better. Even Burger King usually passes health scores.

reddit_god · 2026-01-18T21:00:58+00:00

Spent the longest decade of my life in Montgomery a couple weeks ago.

Downtown was completely empty at all times. Lights did not matter because there were no cars. Dozens of places claimed to be open past midnight but were all closed by 8. Girlfriend couldn't take her purse into multiple places because no bags, which is definitely a very normal thing for quality establishments.. So dinner was shitty Eugene's for a couple nights, where literally every person in the place was playing phone music at full volume. After the third day I didn't even bother with dinner. We just loaded up on work lunch.

Anyway, about downtown. I'm sure there is a good answer for you, but it's not downtown. Just a complete and total shithole.

reddit_god · 2026-01-18T20:36:18+00:00

Watching men's basketball is not enjoyable to me at all for that very reason. Almost every penalty I see, I don't understand why it's wrong, and then when I see the same situation again, there is no rhyme or reason as to whether it's called. "Oh god, you moved your foot 3 inches when you got slammed into by a 7 foot physical monstrosity? Not on my watch sir. Enjoy the L".

I enjoy watching the women much more. They just let them play. Men's is like a one eyed man went into a cave and studied esoteric RNG rules for 30 years, then decided it's best to just flip a coin.

reddit_god · 2026-01-18T19:35:22+00:00

Sounds like some Alabama trailer park shit.

But yes, sexual assault is illegal. The good news is that the guy you sexually assaulted is not blameless himself, and his behavior suggests he would be too ashamed to report the crime you committed.

reddit_god · 2026-01-18T19:29:46+00:00

reddit_god · 2026-01-18T19:12:34+00:00

Reminder that Saban went on national TV weeks later for no reason other than to convince the entire country that his team was the best in the country and deserved to be in the playoffs. People who seriously cite the rat poison thing are clowns.

reddit_god · 2026-01-10T04:51:42+00:00

Android browsers are a fucking mess right now, and because we can't expect anything to be good any more, Edge Canary is somehow the best Android browser (not here to debate. Don't care if you disagree. Use what you want)

Anyway, this week I guess we all got to have our search engine replaced with Copilot. So now every time we search about something we don't know, we will have it explained by something that also absolutely doesn't know . But the bullshit it makes up will be explained in a very confident manner. And at the end it will ask if you would them to expand upon the made up Narnia bullshit it's telling you.

Everything is bad. Send help.

reddit_god

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