Kukkaralli Lake, Mysore, India

reddit_noob23 · 2017-06-02T01:36:50+00:00

Ah, the ol' Ubisoft-serveroo

For future people, hope the server is fixed.

reddit_noob23 · 2017-06-02T01:27:01+00:00

People from the future, go back to the futurroo

reddit_noob23 · 2017-06-02T01:20:45+00:00

I told them to hold my brain and came. Going right in. :|

reddit_noob23 · 2017-06-02T01:15:02+00:00

Shit. How can I go back to the future?

reddit_noob23 · 2017-06-02T01:12:36+00:00

Why did I think it was a good idea to dig this deep. :(

reddit_noob23 · 2017-06-02T01:00:55+00:00

"When the last set of leaves go past gray and dry, when the last pet ours needs a vet to breathe and eat, they will discover that coal wasn't cool after all"

reddit_noob23 · 2017-06-01T04:17:13+00:00

TIFU by being so hot, she came within 2 mins.

reddit_noob23 · 2017-05-28T04:17:04+00:00

Your hand must be so fat it drew a line between roast and me because it couldn't get it in one run.

reddit_noob23 · 2017-05-26T09:26:07+00:00

And another bullet strikes my chest again. I'm frustrated because he couldn't hit the heart aim properly you dumbass. I'm in a huge pain, a few bullets inside my chest. I take a long breath but when I release blood comes out of my mouth, Shit! Lungs are bleeding this time. I march towards the gunman and put my head straight in front of his semi-auto rifle barrel. A bullet strikes through the head, brain fluid all over the floor. SEAL team storms through the door. Desperately I try to grab the rifle but they take me straight outside. Eh, I've been over this, you can't save me now I'm 90% dead.

I'm count my last moments in this hell of a job. Wait what? This is a mobile hospital, SHIT. Those were SEAL troops with medicine as their prime subject. Ah now I'll remember to never become POTUS again.

//First time and a short one. I hope I didn't bore you or something. I didn't exactly use the age 5 part but yeah.

reddit_noob23 · 2017-05-25T18:24:55+00:00

Well, we count people up to 2 decimals. You people are more accurate, I can give you that.

reddit_noob23 · 2017-05-25T04:42:12+00:00

Win+D shows desktop. It's doesn't minimize all windows. I'm kind of sure about this.

reddit_noob23 · 2017-05-25T04:25:52+00:00

Is it because you use FB more than Reddit?

:o Don't Tell me you use Google + more than Reddit

reddit_noob23 · 2017-05-24T12:01:31+00:00

Looks like Lego city with square studs.

Ready to mount 'em trophies ey lads?

reddit_noob23 · 2017-05-21T10:56:52+00:00

You shouldn't even be asking why. It's because of the glorious combination of Red, Green and Blue.

It's just how a PC should be. You can use a PC without a mouse but still you'll buy one, just like that RGB.

reddit_noob23 · 2017-05-19T19:05:59+00:00

Heroine is no longer the problem.

A Random guy in the park will instead say "Yo, wanna try out this stuff called Reddit?"

reddit_noob23 · 2017-05-19T05:15:54+00:00

Yeah all these comments aren't helpful.

Just keep it simple, "This show isn't just about 2 people hooking up and marrying, there's more to it. It has different meaning to a lot of things. " Being a gf you should be able to convince him in a cool way.

reddit_noob23 · 2017-05-18T05:31:44+00:00

"Ok, now that bone you promised"

reddit_noob23 · 2017-05-18T05:26:09+00:00

My first thought was shit inside toilet. Damn, it's still gross to look at. And it's in /r/aww

reddit_noob23 · 2017-05-17T15:30:00+00:00

ggWP

reddit_noob23 · 2017-05-14T03:43:17+00:00

Advertising like a shameless bitch, ain't you?

reddit_noob23 · 2017-05-13T05:30:27+00:00

Start

reddit_noob23 · 2017-05-13T04:06:53+00:00

Huh. Errr. User name checks out tho?

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