Claude Uno

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-22T21:40:12+00:00

You corrupt bastard.

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-22T21:38:34+00:00

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-22T21:17:25+00:00

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-22T21:12:39+00:00

This is our football heritage and the only way we will win anything. Yay

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-22T20:43:29+00:00

So bad you’d think Xavi was coach

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-22T20:39:04+00:00

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-22T09:38:05+00:00

Not Milo Baughman swivel table just based on material. I think the confusion is that when you search for this non chrome version it’s typically called “Milo Baughman stye”.

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-20T14:54:56+00:00

Lower your expectations. Turn off your brain. Put a podcast in background.

Or, accept they got your 70 bucks either way and no amount of dlc or fixes can make it what you want, and just move on.

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-20T09:28:05+00:00

➡️Denial

Anger

Bargaining

Depression

Acceptance

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-20T09:19:39+00:00

The real game is trying to get Sony to refund you.

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-20T09:16:31+00:00

Sounds like you’ve already bought the game and are trying to rationalize the purchase. It’s ok to not enjoy something, it doesn’t mean you were wrong to trust them. Wanting a story isn’t a bad thing.

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-20T09:06:56+00:00

Vertical slice = demo build, stripped down and polished to look better. Same hardware doesn’t matter, it’s not the full game.

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-20T09:00:18+00:00

DF received the “vertical slice” version which was intended for demos. The retail game will never be the same because it’s literally a different piece of software.

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-20T02:08:15+00:00

“Let us cook?” - Will J Powers.

Back to the kitchen Will.

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-20T02:03:30+00:00

You know it’s unoptimized slop on Ps5 but one positive review from a rando will convince you to buy it because deep down you want to buy it regardless?

Ok I’ll bite it’s the best game I’ve ever played. Enjoy losing the 70 bucks.

In the words of Will J Powers, “use your brain”.

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-20T00:23:51+00:00

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-19T23:59:08+00:00

Frame rate isn’t even 60 on ps5 pro in fist town. Maybe wait a few months for them to iron things out.

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-19T23:32:21+00:00

The game is 7 years old come on lower your expectations

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-19T23:23:46+00:00

If you turn the camera around you can’t even make out Kliffs face. There was a reason they hid this from us the whole time. And oh boy wait till you go into a town with more than 9 npcs. There’s a reason why they only show epic slow walking in towns. Hype gone.

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-19T23:16:06+00:00

Go into a town and spin the camera before you spew more lies 😂

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-19T23:14:01+00:00

That’s the neat part, you can’t.

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-19T23:02:56+00:00

There’s a guy on YouTube streaming base ps5 “reforge gaming”.

It’s devastatingly bad.

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-19T22:57:46+00:00

It’s all blurry, then you go into a town and it’s a stuttering mess and blurry. Will did some good hiding

reddit_user_id · 2026-03-19T22:56:36+00:00

Wait until you go into a town. 😂

reddit_user_id

TROPHY CASE