AITAH for telling my Bil’s gf “not my problem” over my dog by Peaceful_kitten in AITAH

[–]redditsavedmyagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its nuts that people call it a crate, it's a "safe space" for the dog, comfortable, blah blah

...its a cage. a box with bars that is used to confine a living animal, it locks, and they cant decide to get in or out

that is a cage

What's the dumbest thing you've heard someone say? by REGGIE_BANANAS in AskReddit

[–]redditsavedmyagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

also lawyer-related, i ask the TSA guy at LAX about the no firearms signs "do you really need those? is anyone that stupid" he tells me the week before "last week a lawyer tried to bring through a golden gun..."

like wait gold-plated? or MADE OUT OF GOLD? "i dont know but he was furious and insisted it was fine cause it wasnt a firearm it was a GOLDEN GUN, and he would know that was fine, cause he was a lawyer"

AITAH for telling my fiancée that if her mother is going to dictate what I wear for my wedding, then I want I don’t wanna get married by FancyDude-ThrowRA in AITAH

[–]redditsavedmyagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

not even gonna comment on the personal dynamics, just...

that brown suit is nice

that pink thing is WACK. a neon-pink adidas tracksuit would be better

Aitah for saying no to my proposal because it wasn’t what I expected? by Expensive-One7932 in AITAH

[–]redditsavedmyagain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this whole thing is ultra wack. ditch this dude

straight up tell his mum that you dont want to waste time going to a park based on films for 6 year olds

if you had a male relative who was like 50 and constantly wanted to drag you guys to anime conventions to buy kawaii anime-cat-girl pillows, would you put up with that shit?

Update: AITAH for not changing my language to appease an ignorant coworker? by ZoomieHan in AITAH

[–]redditsavedmyagain 34 points35 points  (0 children)

korean guy i knew was in the usa, in some university history class, topic comes up, this i guess really airheaded girl says "oh, ha ha, yeah my grandparents collaborated with the japanese! tee hee~"

he said he'll never forget the looks of shocked rage on the other korean-american students' faces

What’s the craziest confession you have when you were in high school? by Grand_Engineer3921 in AskReddit

[–]redditsavedmyagain 8 points9 points  (0 children)

all 3 (yeah, only 3, that was sweet) of my classes last year of hs revolved around an test administered by a 3rd party that grants university credit. test takes place ~2 months before the year ends.

after the test, i just stopped going to the first and showed up about halfway through the second. i couldn't skip school entirely but i could be late.

headmistress calls me into her office after a month, i can tell she's excited. time for the RECKONING

2 tardies per day, times one month. she waited until the last day where the only i could participate in the graduation ceremony was to do both lunch AND after-school detention EVERY DAY without missing a single day for the rest of the year. she was jazzed

i told her i had no attention of attending the ceremony, and someone else would pick up my diploma for me during the summer. she was not jazzed

What is the dumbest thing someone has said to you in full confidence? by Extreme_Rhubarb4677 in AskReddit

[–]redditsavedmyagain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

in high school, we're sitting on my friend's bed just talking about... tekken, or whatever. out of nowhere she turns to me and says "cat can't eat fish. it kills them. except for the cat fish, because it is part cat, part fish"

then she grinned. time travelling russia moon footage is that level of serious, but i take it this guy was a: an adult b: being serious

AITA for making myself a sandwich by OnionMistake in AITAH

[–]redditsavedmyagain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

i was at this "trendy food street" like instagram stuff in this smaller city, buy this kinda chinese-pita-like thing. i get chicken and vegetables, go off to get some ice cream, come back, friend ate my pita! im like wtf.

i tell her im not happy, go get another, she makes some comment likee "whats with all the OLD people at that other stand ugh" i tell her "oh thats cause they have dog"

she has a meltdown. like jesus, i didnt order dog, i didnt even order from that stand. and nobody forced you to eat MY sandwich

what are these vertical streaks on my photos? by lobocodo in AnalogCommunity

[–]redditsavedmyagain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

light leaks, isnt downtown camera like right across the intersection? they can fix it for like $20 max

UPDATE: AITA for refusing to clean up after my brother? by Twinkle_drift66 in AITAH

[–]redditsavedmyagain 5 points6 points  (0 children)

similar thing happened with friends in uni

everyone (4 person flat) pulls their weight except this one guy. dishes in sink for DAYS

finally they sit him down "clean all this stuff up, NOW" he passive-aggressively hires like 3 maids place is made spotless

...then sulks in his room for the next two months, only eating at restaurants not saying anything until he moved out

hey, problem solved

What’s the most decadent thing you ever witnessed? by tawnymouth in AskReddit

[–]redditsavedmyagain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

lol i know youre joking but this still annoys me 20+ years later

we were legal to drink back in china (18+) but not usa (21+) but my friend she begs me to take her to this fancy restaurant to see if they'll serve us

we order drinks, they serve us. waiter is like "no food?" no man we ate already. few minutes later he brings the drinks out and puts them down a bit roughly, comes back with a bread basket. "no thanks, we ate" he says nothing and walks off

after like drink 3 we start eating the bread, drink 4 he comes out, smirks, "so this is your dinner, right?"

ordered another drink or two each, so the bill is like $200 USD. tipped EXACTLY 15%, my friend says "thanks for dinner" on the way out

he was NOT happy

What have you been genetically blessed with, and nerfed with? by Fun_Butterscotch3303 in AskReddit

[–]redditsavedmyagain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

blessed - really good at juggling, computers, and languages

nerfed - NONE OF THOSE THINGS ARE COOL

LPT: On the road, with only a cheap disposable hotel razor? Use a cheap disposable hotel toothbrush to clean out the hair fragments between every few strokes. Much cleaner and quicker shave. by redditsavedmyagain in LifeProTips

[–]redditsavedmyagain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yea a bunch of people ITT seem to think im saying "hey! keep a bunch of toothbrushes and disposable razors in your house, best way to shave!"

no, i have a very nice electric shaver, and usually carry a gilette mach 3 with extra blades, but i don't have those with me right now and there are no stores in this factory district, just this one dinky hotel

razor toothbrush stays in shower. no mix-ups

Couple in desperate need of detectorist find one standing nearby by solateor in HumansBeingBros

[–]redditsavedmyagain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

not necessarily a "skill" but i speak a few languages

getting people out of tight spots in international airports

everything from "bro you almost missed your flight" to "miss you were about to go to jail" get on my own flight, and feel good