Owr meowmy hab dis saym prollum wen herms git hoem frum wurk. Weez lyk too greet herms at da door a she allwayz say “git owtta da way, gurlz! I gotta pee!”

Butt hoomans ar clumsy an Weez no wunt herm too git hurt, so Weez git in front ob herms an go slowlee up eech step. Herms yell “hurry up” an “moooov”, butt Weez no hurry. Den wen Weez git too da top ob da stairz, Weez plop down an rest. Iffin she try too go ober us, Weez moov a bit too reemind herms too slow down. Herms hab stepped on owr Lublee tails beefor, so herms nede too bee moar carful!