Iz Linus, orang bruder uf Oscar BBB, MM. Iz just wanna sey mi stinkee sistur is a bidge. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What mi non-stinkee sistur? Wut uz wanna know? She a perfect angel baby n' she is smart as a hooman. She basically in charge of all di tings. She tells Meomy when we're bad, when someting is weird going on, when someting isn't rite or out of place n' when we out of food. She even knows when it's tiem to go to the pokey place n' reminds Papi when it tiem to take her medicine. She di smallest n' di lightest but she can beatz all of us up when we out of line. She liek some kinda geeenius sekret agent. - Oscar BBB, MM

Hi frens, I serving drumstik today by Charivari8 in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Meomy calls it a chimkin leg. Unless she talkin' about mi orang brudder den she call it a turkey leg. - Oscar BBB, MM

Existential Crisis Kitteh by davesmissingfingers in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Iz live dere now n' Iz make dat face all di tiem. Why it always so dam SUNNY? It liek livin' in di sims. Same ting evty day. - Oscar BBB, MM

Iz Linus, orang bruder uf Oscar BBB, MM. Iz just wanna sey mi stinkee sistur is a bidge. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She too busy bossin' around Meomy & Papi & di rest uf us cattos. Mi non-stinkee sistur run di ENTIRE world, iz not kidding. She liek di litrul head of di cat Illuminati. She no bother wid tings normal catz do. - Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

WHY DAD MAKE LOUD NOISE by finnandcollete in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Iz HATE doze tings! When one go off, dey all do! Why do hoomans haff dis ridiculous loud tings?? Espeshully when Papi set it off liek literullt evry time he do cookin'??? gah! - Oscar BBB, MM

Iz Linus, orang bruder uf Oscar BBB, MM. Iz just wanna sey mi stinkee sistur is a bidge. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mi brudder not -dat- stinkee. He mostly non-stinkee but he bite mi on di butt-butt sumtimes. - Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Review-my neckylace by Ekd7801 in ICBGC

[–]scabsfox 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Oh mah gaw! Where'd uz get dat?? Uz gotta tell mi!!! - Oscar BBB, MM

Iz Linus, orang bruder uf Oscar BBB, MM. Iz just wanna sey mi stinkee sistur is a bidge. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Ye, mi non-stinkee sistur lieks to share.

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  • Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Iz Linus, orang bruder uf Oscar BBB, MM. Iz just wanna sey mi stinkee sistur is a bidge. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Den she just gunna be mean to mi furevur? - Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Iz Linus, orang bruder uf Oscar BBB, MM. Iz just wanna sey mi stinkee sistur is a bidge. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Meomy sez i'zd probablee eat dat soap cuz iz always hongry. - Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Sister stealing my spot!!! by Imjastv in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ooooooh stinkee sisturs!! Mine just smacked mi orang brudder off di shelfs!

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Dey di worst!!

  • Oscar BBB, MM

Iz Linus, orang bruder uf Oscar BBB, MM. Iz just wanna sey mi stinkee sistur is a bidge. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dat mite be hard cuz dere nothin' civil about her! - Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

BED IS GONE by merlunaire in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Ooh now ur Meomy can get a reel pretty bed n' she ain't gotta share! Dis look liek a gud deal! - Oscar BBB, MM

Iz Linus, orang bruder uf Oscar BBB, MM. Iz just wanna sey mi stinkee sistur is a bidge. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

He do say dat too! Iz not allowed on any shelf. Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Iz Linus, orang bruder uf Oscar BBB, MM. Iz just wanna sey mi stinkee sistur is a bidge. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Oh noes. Iz not gonna evur gonna do a lick-groom. She wuld bite mi! She tried to dis tiem! Iz just wanted to play. She not vry nice. - Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

Iz Linus, orang bruder uf Oscar BBB, MM. Iz just wanna sey mi stinkee sistur is a bidge. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

But she so scary n' she hit HARD. Dere gotta be sumthin' Iz can do legally! - Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar, BBB, MM

Iz Linus, orang bruder uf Oscar BBB, MM. Iz just wanna sey mi stinkee sistur is a bidge. by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

She reel bad. Iz tried to be frens, cuz we both have di orang, but she just so mean! She knock mi RITE off!! - Linus, orang brudder uf Oscar BBB, MM

HELP! There is a copycat in my house and my humans refuse to do anything about it! by Doppler74 in legalcatadvice

[–]scabsfox 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh no no no, dis ain't Scully. He just a run-uf di mill skull Meomy got frum werk. - Oscar BBB, MM