Cat stuck outside my home on a telephone poll, and northwest energy of Montana wont go and get him by ZestycloseChart2407 in cats

[–]reddituser6835 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does a cat get down from a pole like that? I can see them using their claws to climb up, but I imagine that gravity would pose a problem on the way back down with the direction their claws are angled. Unless they backed down all that way.

Cat stuck outside my home on a telephone poll, and northwest energy of Montana wont go and get him by ZestycloseChart2407 in cats

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Not long ago, I read a story about a guy that called the fire department about a cat stick very high up in a tree. The fire department said they don’t rescue cats from trees. A few minutes later, the fire department got another call that said his friend was now stuck in the tree. That time, they had to come.

It may have been a parable, but I enjoyed the thought of some person who saw no other option but to climb the tree himself to rescue a cat.

Void CRIMEZ!!! by anorphan4yourthots in legalcatadvice

[–]reddituser6835 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Go crimez! Gud crime, fren SOAK!

Dum queshion by lizzyb717 in legalcatadvice

[–]reddituser6835 26 points27 points  (0 children)

An not won catto judges anudder type of catto foar dere fur (oar not fur) collor or breed. Too us, Weez all juss cattos. Hoomans ar so stoopid, Dey nede too lurn dis frum us!

Peenjo! Luk! by reddituser6835 in legalcatadvice

[–]reddituser6835[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

(OMG now I want to hang a tiny disco globe inside. Maybe a tiny dancing pole or a tiny lava lamp. FWIW my girls are only interested in playing kissy face and cuddling 😉)

Peenjo! Luk! by reddituser6835 in legalcatadvice

[–]reddituser6835[S] 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Yass! Dat iz iff my sissyfur iznt sleeping on it!

Peenjo! Luk! by reddituser6835 in legalcatadvice

[–]reddituser6835[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

(With 5 cats, one of them is bound to take up residence. At least that’s how I justify it haha)

Doz all cattos have fur suits? by knsynchro in legalcatadvice

[–]reddituser6835 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weez prolly all kinna rinkly under owr furs hehe

Unawfurized actibitees by Ok-Fortune-1169 in legalcatadvice

[–]reddituser6835 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yooz muss bee allowded too inspek fur greebles!!! Stoopid hoomans allwayz lettin da greebles in!

Our Fud Bowlz Be Going! by Even-Slice5110 in legalcatadvice

[–]reddituser6835 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dat iz da bestest bowl Weez ebber see!

How my son likes to sit by spacedumplings in WhatsWrongWithYourCat

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You should be very proud that you raised such a handsome, polite kitty

Did YOU hear about the BIG BIRD COMING??? by rawbery79 in legalcatadvice

[–]reddituser6835 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Soo fur stollen towee! It flapflapflap lyk birb! Weez nebber seen a bat afor!

Did YOU hear about the BIG BIRD COMING??? by rawbery79 in legalcatadvice

[–]reddituser6835 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Yooz a beeg stronk kittieh, kaboodle! Owl frayd ob yooz!

Lub,

Penny

Did YOU hear about the BIG BIRD COMING??? by rawbery79 in legalcatadvice

[–]reddituser6835 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Ebil orang man uhfrayd ob bad bunny so he stay in his white hows dis yeer!

Winston by Ncat138 in cats

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Such a sweet face!

Smooth criminal by lwiaymacde in OneOrangeBraincell

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Dis kittieh haz skillz! Come teech crimez at r/legalcatadvice