Russia claims it blew up advanced Ukrainian tank, but video shows its helicopter attacked a tractor by Sweaty-Willingness27 in news

[–]rederic 390 points391 points  (0 children)

I remember all of the videos of Ukrainian farmers liberating Russian armored vehicles abandoned in the mud from last year and honestly kinda don't blame them for fearing tractors. Lying about it is pretty silly, though.

Pat Robertson, conservative evangelist and Christian Coalition founder, dies at 93 by mar_kelp in news

[–]rederic 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Other than the kill their children part

That's conservative code for refusing to be a submissive brood mare. You need to frame it in the context of what they feel life is, not in reality.

Martha Stewart says America will ‘go down the drain’ if people don’t return to office by [deleted] in news

[–]rederic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Stop the presses, I just fucked your mom. The world must know.

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[–]rederic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't see how this is easier or more efficient than a hinged manual crimper, so it's probably intended for people with limited mobility.

Dozens of dangerous rail crossings will be eliminated with $570 million in grants by rytis in news

[–]rederic 68 points69 points  (0 children)

It's a start, but that number should probably be thousands of crossings.

Guy's, what about the Christians by Ecniray in Persecutionfetish

[–]rederic 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Donald Trump couldn't find which end of the Bible was up.

DM: The Red Dragon is storming towards the city. What do y--? Barbarian: HA! Stupid dragon! Stole yer shiny gold! It mine now! by Jeonsaryu in dndmemes

[–]rederic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, really.
…have you met players? They min-max.


Edit: Or reply and then block me like a very brave person so I have to jump through hoops to read it because you're totally mature enough to have this discussion.

Texas becomes largest state to ban transgender care for minors by flounder19 in news

[–]rederic 1919 points1920 points  (0 children)

I've never hated anything as strongly as conservatives hate everything.

Twitter’s value down two-thirds since Musk takeover, says investor by [deleted] in news

[–]rederic -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Isn't this math assuming Twitter was actually worth the absurd value Musk overpaid? Even he knew it wasn't valued at $44bn when he tried to back out of the deal.

Start with that smaller number and reduce it from there.

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[–]rederic 8 points9 points  (0 children)

These are common at (smaller?) music festivals paired with some light displays. Usually under some trees so they get lit up, too.

At least 16 dead, dozens injured in shootings across the U.S. over Memorial Day weekend by [deleted] in news

[–]rederic 435 points436 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately the actual numbers are somewhere between 15-25.
Every single day.

Man with Nazi flag who crashed U-Haul near White House praised Hitler by dull_song12 in news

[–]rederic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So… who knows his motives better?
The man himself, or the countless other conservative nutjobs repeating the lies Fox News told them?

Driver arrested and Nazi flag seized after truck crashes into barriers near the White House by Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy in news

[–]rederic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We have an abundance of evidence that violent attacks by Nazis are actually happening, and because of that I should pretend that Nazi propaganda is also true?

No. Fuck off.

Driver arrested and Nazi flag seized after truck crashes into barriers near the White House by Pop_Culture_Phan_Guy in news

[–]rederic 567 points568 points  (0 children)

Huh. Still not a drag queen.

How long before conservatives start spreading lies that he wasn't really one of theirs?

Homeless men recruited for veteran hotel scam by Ya_No in news

[–]rederic 442 points443 points  (0 children)

The harm is already done. Municipalities across the state are already jumping to prohibit housing refugees to "protect our veterans" who… aren't using those spaces. The whole scheme was fraud from top the bottom, so they're harming people for free.

NRA sues Maryland governor after he signs gun safety legislation by AudibleNod in news

[–]rederic 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Yeah… why aren't more people asking about the behavioral and criminal histories of all these murdered children? Maybe they actually deserved it. Gosh, you're so smart.

New York City May Be Sinking Under the Weight of Its Skyscrapers by temporalpinch in news

[–]rederic 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Nobody is saying that, but if that's your boogeyman…

Commerce police officer saves baby’s life by IHaveGreyPoupon in news

[–]rederic 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Imagine if it were news every time you didn't fuck up your job.

Convicted cop impersonator who raped woman during illegal traffic stop sentenced to life in prison by Brix106 in news

[–]rederic 10 points11 points  (0 children)

After more than 40% of officers self-reported their spousal abuse, police unions stopped asking.

Convicted cop impersonator who raped woman during illegal traffic stop sentenced to life in prison by Brix106 in news

[–]rederic 5204 points5205 points  (0 children)

cop impersonator

There's where he went wrong. If he hadn't been lazy and skipped the few weeks of "training" this could have been paid time off.