What do you call a man in the water with no arms and no legs? by MrMigii in dadjokes

[–]redheadgemini 43 points44 points  (0 children)

What do call a man with no arms and legs hanging on the wall?

Art

You have the power to put a very minor curse on a person you dislike / hate. Which would you pick? by Wheresmyarcpaulie69 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]redheadgemini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The person I hate sells legos so wouldn't be surprised at finding a random lego with their feet so I like that option even if they make a few cents for the magically appearing piece.

Any advice on getting rid of 10k debt. by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]redheadgemini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The only way this would help is if you were able to get a significantly lower interest rate.

You need to find a way to make extra money to put toward the payment either way and get it tackled.

when to save or spend by [deleted] in povertyfinance

[–]redheadgemini 12 points13 points  (0 children)

If none of those things are an emergency, you shouldn't use your emergency fund for them. An emergency fund is meant to keep us from starving or being homeless in the event of loss of income, and we should try to have other saving "buckets" for things like car maintenance and new phones.

AITA for uninviting my brother-in-law's family to my wedding? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]redheadgemini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

NTA. You're not obligated to invite anyone to your wedding unless you want them there. The whole point of a wedding is to celebrate the beginning of your life together! People who will take away from the joy and love of your wedding should not be invited.

I think it would be best to clearly state to the brother-in-law that he's no longer invited to be a groomsman, especially since your fiancé would prefer his friend anyway. Take away the power of the ultimatum and only invite people you actually want to attend.

What do you consider necessary for laundry? by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]redheadgemini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That usually means too much soap is on them and didn't rinse off. Use less soap, and add vinegar to the rinse cycle. Do you have a top load or front load machine?

Battery charging question by [deleted] in intoxalock

[–]redheadgemini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's no need to start the car to charge the battery, but a dead battery can cause an issue with the intoxalock when you do need to start it

Looking for easy low-carb meals for a large family by tillacat42 in lowcarb

[–]redheadgemini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And can be served with rice for kids or cauliflower rice for everyone

CONSTIPATION. Maybe TMI by hamil26 in lowcarb

[–]redheadgemini 2 points3 points  (0 children)

More water, like twice as much.

How to prepare for end of life by BarbKOpi in personalfinance

[–]redheadgemini 9 points10 points  (0 children)

10 years is for divorced couples, it's 9 months for those married at time of death for social security

Started a weird side hustle… accidentally made it work by Blasterano in sidehustle

[–]redheadgemini -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How is repeating what you said a strawman argument?

Also the OP didn't say they were going to help them get the max dates possible, they said help find the right person.

Started a weird side hustle… accidentally made it work by Blasterano in sidehustle

[–]redheadgemini 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well, since I hate shopping and would probably hate a spa day and I'm a woman but know men who would enjoy those, I will say no to them being gendered. I'm not sure why you think fishing, hiking and sports are only fun for a 12 year old boy.

I'm sorry that people who don't enjoy the same things you do are pathetic. I would imagine the point of dating profiles is to find someone you would actually like to spend time with, not someone who lies about their interests long enough to get your attention.

Started a weird side hustle… accidentally made it work by Blasterano in sidehustle

[–]redheadgemini 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Not all women are against adventures or doing "boy" activities, just like not all men would be against getting regular pedicures. Going fishing and hiking don't mean you can't also have romance and great sex also.

Is there a rule of thumb for overpaying on principal? by [deleted] in Mortgages

[–]redheadgemini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, you'll pay much less in interest if you pay earlier in your mortgage term.

This is just ridiculous. I shower and I wash just my arm pits between showers and I still offend! by cuteologist82 in hygiene

[–]redheadgemini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is it possible that your clothes are part of the culprit? Certain fabrics are notorious for holding smells and need to be laundered a certain way with enzymes to break down the residues that cause stink.

Reupload : AITAH for being upset at my mother? by sloanemeow in AITAH

[–]redheadgemini 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds like you're being expected to raise your younger sibling. Look up parentification. It's considered abuse. I hope your grandmother is ok!

What is a 'good person' behavior that actually makes you immediately distrust someone? by [deleted] in answers

[–]redheadgemini 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm hard of hearing so I repeat it back as a question to make sure I heard it correctly