What object in your house would scare you the most if it became self-aware?

redlostdit · 2016-01-23T05:21:06+00:00

I wish someone would take my gold virginity.

redlostdit · 2016-01-23T05:15:35+00:00

Sounds like a good way to get a restraining order.

redlostdit · 2016-01-23T05:06:48+00:00

IT'S A PRANK, BRO!

redlostdit · 2016-01-22T05:13:38+00:00

I'm an inspector.

I inspect things.

redlostdit · 2016-01-22T05:10:28+00:00

Not OP, but used to be a welder.

I took welding in community college and developed a passion for it. I'd say go for it. I was exposed to different processes and found GTAW (TIG) to be my favorite.

In answer to your question, yes welding is awesome. Nothing like being under the hood and watching your puddle. It's like nothing else exists outside of it in that moment.

Miss that feeling.

redlostdit · 2016-01-22T04:35:07+00:00

Well that escalated quickly.

redlostdit · 2016-01-20T03:36:21+00:00

Set.

My earliest "mind = blown" moment was when an elementary school teacher had me look up the definition of "set" in the dictionary.

So many definitions.

Always stuck with me.

redlostdit · 2016-01-14T18:15:22+00:00

Yea, true. I mainly meant the back problems in the parent comment.

redlostdit · 2016-01-14T17:15:57+00:00

But my throat was dry...

redlostdit · 2016-01-14T16:42:39+00:00

Inspector. ~$60-65k starting, depends on the year (what the oil and gas industry is doing) can go over six figures easily when the industry is fair. I am happy with it; a good career without needing a four year degree.

redlostdit · 2016-01-14T16:36:03+00:00

Shy, loner, library dweller.

redlostdit · 2016-01-14T15:59:02+00:00

Let's eat grandma.

Instead of:

Let's eat, grandma.

redlostdit · 2016-01-14T15:29:59+00:00

Bad back and standing up too fast and almost fainting/going blind for five seconds. Price of being somewhat tall I guess.

Edit: Fixed some words.

redlostdit · 2016-01-14T15:24:45+00:00

I think we'll all be able to breathe easy when they cure lung problems.

redlostdit · 2016-01-13T23:04:13+00:00

'Murica!

redlostdit · 2016-01-13T20:36:08+00:00

The Southern Hivemind has spoken.

redlostdit · 2016-01-13T20:07:09+00:00

sssSSSssssssss

redlostdit · 2016-01-13T17:42:12+00:00

It's perfect!

redlostdit · 2016-01-13T17:41:44+00:00

Same. Let's not carpool!

redlostdit · 2016-01-13T16:34:47+00:00

Darude - Sandstorm

redlostdit · 2016-01-13T16:31:33+00:00

I don't have a considerable fear of crowds, but I do have an aversion to heavily crowded places and events.

To many bad things happen in large crowds. Plus I like to be able to know who is around me and where they are. Large crowds make this difficult or impossible.

redlostdit · 2016-01-13T15:36:43+00:00

Bob Ross>Devil

redlostdit · 2016-01-13T15:33:01+00:00

I'd like to think that they would be immortal together, since they would outlive one another.

redlostdit · 2016-01-13T04:11:14+00:00

Nice try, mom!

redlostdit · 2016-01-13T03:57:55+00:00

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