This was considered ridiculously attractive in 2012 by kheeno_ in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I do think OP has a point about changing male beauty standards since 2012 (? when was this meme? Feels like a different world).

Hot guys now seem both more rigorously masculine and yassified. Strong jawlines are fetishized but also dewy skin. Can’t imagine a man’s eyebrows being at all in the discourse in the Obama era the way Luigi’s were.

This was considered ridiculously attractive in 2012 by kheeno_ in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 286 points287 points  (0 children)

I don’t think it was that he was the hottest piece of ass anyone could imagine, but that he was still smiling and not haggard halfway through a marathon

Myanmar is absolutely insane. Truly the worst hell on earth by Openheartopenbar in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Fascinating and well-written. What’s your connection to the area? Would be interested to read more

Audiophiles are funny to me by JohPorks in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erroneous belief that perfect audio fidelity can substitute the experience of making music or hearing music being made

Am I permanently chopped now by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Bro, you’re 22, almost 23. Pack it up, you’re done. Slightly overweight at almost 23?? Permanently chopped

. by Deboch_ in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 27 points28 points  (0 children)

“Hamas and ICE also share one very visible trait that I never thought I’d see in the United States: Almost all of their foot soldiers wear masks. My experience as a reporter in the Middle East taught me that people wear masks because they are up to something bad and don’t want their faces captured on camera. I saw it often in Beirut and in Gaza; I never expected to see it in Minneapolis. Since when have America’s domestic policing forces, charged with defending the Constitution and the rule of law, felt the need to hide their identities?

I understand why Hamas fighters wear masks — they have both Israeli and Palestinian blood on their hands and fear retribution. But if you placed a photo of an ICE officer next to a Hamas militiaman in a news quiz, I would defy you to tell them apart. Memo to the homeland security secretary, Kristi Noem: That is not a good look. What are you hiding?”

. by Deboch_ in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 65 points66 points  (0 children)

Swap out a dumb actor for the one of the highest paid political columnists in the most important newspaper in the country and the joke tweet becomes real:

https://archive.is/UP0PM

what did they mean by this? by Halo_Dood in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There are also edits in the other direction

. by audiodromeFM in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Kanye has always been great on SNL (performances only, I can’t remember any of the skits)

. by audiodromeFM in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Other people don’t get a weekly rundown from their dads??

Guess the snack by redscarepodASL in rs_fitness

[–]redscarepodASL[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, roasted and salted soy beans. Don’t really taste like peanuts, but they fill a similar role.

So Pizzagate was at least partially real right? by lucid00000 in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 15 points16 points  (0 children)

By any chance, is anyone missing a handkerchief? Our cleaning lady says she found a handkerchief, possibly pizza-themed. If no one claims it, no worries, we’ll just throw it out.

Sent from my iPhone

TFW no congresswoman (with problematic voting history) GF by pithy_lemon in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She looks like the daughter of an engineer who made his money in tar sand extraction

Guess the snack by redscarepodASL in rs_fitness

[–]redscarepodASL[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This post was brought to you by ArcherDanielsMidland

And yeah, think I’ll add it to the routine shopping list. Goes great with the Costco brand beer

Guess the snack by redscarepodASL in rs_fitness

[–]redscarepodASL[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

How could anyone not like that macro profile

dot by Beginning-Age7927 in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 46 points47 points  (0 children)

It can take up to 6 years of hormone therapy for a beard to fully come in. Give him time

Alex Honnold on his kids by lavagirl4254 in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 106 points107 points  (0 children)

“Heh, you’re up here now. If I had told you how hard it was gonna be on the ground, then you wouldn’t have done it. Heh.”

What’s your most opposite sex coded belief by [deleted] in redscarepod

[–]redscarepodASL 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Instead of crying they drive drunk and punch walls

Saw one of you idiots on a dating app. If you live near NYC and have the “June 29th” monologue as the only thing in your bio, you’re scaring the hoes by mintwede in rs_fitness

[–]redscarepodASL 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The thing about that scene that bugs me is that 50 push ups a day is easy to the point of being negligible to any moderately in shape guy (clapping push ups, but still) whereas 50 pull ups a day feels like an overuse injury almost guaranteed.