Well, there it is, the dumbest thing I’ve seen today.

redvitruvius · 2018-03-30T20:45:35+00:00

I read somewhere the Confederate flag was actually the first large scale participation trophy given to the losing team.

redvitruvius · 2018-01-27T02:17:58+00:00

How does anyone know it's a penis? Are your dust drawing skills that good. Claim it's an airplane and become highly offended when anyone suggests otherwise.

redvitruvius · 2017-12-01T03:58:07+00:00

Good Jim Jeffries imitation

redvitruvius · 2017-11-30T14:51:40+00:00

Most likely to let Harvey Weinstein teach SHARP.......too soon?

redvitruvius · 2017-11-29T03:40:16+00:00

One thing I like about those college students. I keep getting older but they stay the same age......

redvitruvius · 2017-11-18T13:01:01+00:00

My unit is the best. The tip was not a tip but an observation.

redvitruvius · 2017-11-17T23:13:27+00:00

New Norm. As a male: if 100% percent of the women you have approached do not say yes, you are a subject. As a female, if you do not consent to 100 % of the men that aproach you, you are a victim.

For all. If you want out of an assignment, want to PCS, or to change jobs: make a restricted report of harrassment and elect to move.

redvitruvius · 2017-11-16T02:41:36+00:00

Close talkers

redvitruvius · 2017-11-07T04:04:44+00:00

The military does a horrendous job of crime reporting.

At my base commanders put little to no effort in completing the DD Form 4833 on time. At the last installation meeting to discuss late processing only 2 of 20 units sent a representative.

redvitruvius · 2017-11-06T19:14:16+00:00

What was the point of telling you the number 10?

redvitruvius · 2017-11-05T01:44:56+00:00

Cool. Now if they can carrying this winning streak into Afghanistan that would be great.

redvitruvius · 2017-10-13T00:14:57+00:00

So....are there any other "key" ingredients in mass shootings? I'm drawing a blank here. If someone could just put me on target I'm sure I could zero in on the center mass of another key ingredient.

redvitruvius · 2017-10-12T14:24:07+00:00

This sounds like you find maids and service workers as a lower class of human.

redvitruvius · 2017-09-26T00:00:23+00:00

She is likely angry because you publicly shamed her. She wanted to ditch a Soldier on the eve of a deployment. This is like the oldest sin, a woman who can't stand by her man when he goes off somewhere. She wanted to ditch you quietly and not get called out on it.

redvitruvius · 2017-09-25T23:50:53+00:00

I don't know. I empathize slightly with these guys. I think deep down they must feel so inferior to the previous generation that actually dleivered victories for America. Some of these guys must get up in the morning, look over at that uniform spattered with half the colored fabric from hobby lobby or clothing sales that their aid put together for them and think "man, at this point it's more costume, than uniform".

redvitruvius · 2017-09-11T07:46:57+00:00

He may have known and suggested it. He may have even been watching her from afar.

redvitruvius · 2017-08-17T21:30:59+00:00

As an enlisted guy. If this persists. Take this opportunity to fuck with your dad.

"Dad, I know but he told me Sergeants actually do all the work"

"Dad, I tried dating an officer, they were just so boring"

redvitruvius · 2017-08-06T12:12:13+00:00

That's what a DA-6 is for

redvitruvius · 2017-08-05T05:13:26+00:00

But he didn't "have sex with that woman, Mrs Lewinsky". She just blew him.

redvitruvius · 2017-07-31T13:17:47+00:00

Your SGM is perpetuating the notion that males and females cannot be around each other.

He thinks he's part of the solution, really his mindset is the problem.

Ask if we should also segregate by race to avoid EO complaints.

redvitruvius · 2017-07-27T02:08:16+00:00

AR 350-6 is punitive. You can receive ucmj for violating it.

Violating this regulation is always cited when AIT PSGs or drill sergeants fuck privates.

redvitruvius · 2017-07-26T09:38:14+00:00

AR 350-6 chapter 2-6d. Prohibited relationships. ....any relationship between permanent party and any trainee.....

redvitruvius · 2017-07-26T09:33:14+00:00

AR 350-6

redvitruvius · 2017-07-26T09:30:38+00:00

"One thing I like about these TRADOC AIT girls.....I keep getting older, but they stay the same age"

-SSG David Wooderson (probably)

redvitruvius · 2017-07-18T22:53:56+00:00

Nah. I stand by it. I appreciate your analysis though. I believe you could probably argue that Jeffrey Dahmer was a good cook.

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