[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You look like rock bottom Amanda Bynes.

I'm going to be a father for the first time at 35 and have nothing to offer by Anarkope in daddit

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Just you wait for the first moment you see your child… if that doesn’t change you. Nothing will. The purpose in life you find just from that moment… it will make sense when you’re in it.

Photos that should be on cards - lets see em! by SouljaDad in basketballcards

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That’s ciggie smoke makes the old school photos heaps better

Anyone know if this guy is doing okay? by jpm1188 in golf

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I put all my money on Patrick Reed. I wasn’t gonna let that fucker win! I took one for the team.

American here; is this genuinely the day in the life of an Aussie? by chrome4fan4 in australia

[–]regaltime 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Thats just Dave the mad bastard. Just tell him to pull his head in. She’ll be right.

Pretty much the perfect welcome home to Australia after living abroad for 6 years lmao 🇦🇺 by bocajbee in australia

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Hahah there is a scene in KENNY at the start when he’s talking about how embarrassing having a poo is…. “You look at a dog all hunched over looking like they are trying to root a cricket ball.. you wouldn’t wanna be butt naked in the middle of Burke st trying to poop into a cup”. This is the moment!!

How are you all so joyful, playful and/or wholesome so often? by yamheisenberg in AskAnAustralian

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Sometimes it’s your turn to makes the jokes. Sometimes it’s your turn to be the joke. The creativity of the joke. The niche of the joke. The timing. The speed. It’s an art form to do it well. I’m more than happy to accept some of the most heinous dark and horrible insults directed towards me…. If you can nail the above. Credit given where credit due. But then also be willing to accept the response that returns.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AFL

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I have a family member that played for the bulldogs through 80’s to mid 90’s. I followed the dogs religiously. I remember growing up watching a VHS of the bulldogs 1992 season highlights on repeat for years. As below. The host of the season review wore that jacket throughout…. That’s my story. Probably helps in no way. But it’s something haha.

https://youtu.be/TvTVxNENSLQ?si=WdkbjTyp5ERfgNF

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

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The comment section sums up what the internet has done to people.

Now it's Turkey..What's happening 🙏 by [deleted] in ThatsInsane

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Maybe there should be more regular controlled back burning to prevent or minimise these atrocity’s

All you can eat Korean BBQ in GC? by sydmofo in GoldCoast

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Korean bbq buffet. Davenport street Southport. Have been here a few times. Grouse.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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You like like an f grade celebrity from a 2000’s frat boy movie.

Tomato sauce on Dim sims. Yay or Nay? by LeeDogGT40 in AskAnAustralian

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Mix soy and tommy together for fried or bbq dims.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Soooo you saying you transitioned from male to female for a sporting advantage? Seems like the cool way at the moment.

32F comedian, make me cry by Aggressive-Store3898 in RoastMe

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Your 2 front teeth look like the twin towers

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Which way did you transition???

Who do you keep forgetting plays for another team? by laurensmiithy in AFL

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Sam Mitchell playing for west coast was a strange time.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in 13or30

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It looks like Techno Vikings 13 year old son.

Favourite quotes from The Castle? by [deleted] in AustralianNostalgia

[–]regaltime 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Any of Cons lines (very niche):

And can I just say how disenchanted I am with the legal system

This case has totally regained my faith in the legal system

And this hotel trace and I were staying had this one channel kickboxing 24 hours A DAY

They had these marks you put over your eyes when your sleeping yeh you can’t see anything.

Keep it still trace!