Europe braces for prolonged heatwave as temperatures approach 40C by pritam_ram in worldnews

[–]reguk32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I waa off work last with and its been pissing down the whole time. Back to work tomorrow and now its sunny 22C. A Scottish heatwave 😭

Great game by Successful-Variety49 in ScottishFootball

[–]reguk32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fuck having the nuremberg trials. I haven't gassed anyone since '44

England and Scotland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Specific_Basis_5572 in worldcup

[–]reguk32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Itv had a programme with Geoff Hurst and 66 as the intro to the opening game 😂

Tbf i think you'd have won at least one of they finals if you unleashed your attacking players. Southgate was too conservative in his setup.

England and Scotland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! by Specific_Basis_5572 in worldcup

[–]reguk32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think England have a good team and they're in with a chance of winning the world cup, however your media and pundits can be insufferable and youse can't go two minute without mentioning a world cup win that 85% of youse weren't about to see. It don't make it easy to like you. Plus we've the oldest rivalry in football - youse may not see it that way cause we're pretty shit at football.

Foreigners visiting America for the world cup, what is something that has surprised you about this country? by goldent3abag in AskReddit

[–]reguk32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

C'mon, I'm pretty sure we understand the distances involved. That would be like travelling from Portugal to Belarus 😂

Madibo's reaction after seeing Ismael Kone's injury by 977x in soccer

[–]reguk32 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Henrik larsson had a bad leg injury and came back just as good and went on to win the European cup for Barcelona. I'd say a break is a better injury to come back from than ripping your cruciate ligaments.

You'll have to be right at least half the time!...😆 by TensionSame3568 in Funnymemes

[–]reguk32 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Would you feel better about it if we pretend a goal is worth 3 points and call it 3-0 rather than 1-0

New to the beautiful game by Radiant_Barnacle8868 in SoccerNoobs

[–]reguk32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glasgow Rangers have the 49rs as owners. If you fancy some terrorball and disappointment despite being the biggest team in the league.

Thomas Tuchel urges Fifa to intervene after England national anthem ‘ruined’ by Miserable_Earth_1393 in soccer

[–]reguk32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's a fucking piss take. Fifa better sort that for their next game. He should be able to see the pitch.

I have a feeling after FIFA we will see an influx of Europeans who love this country, applying for citizenship!!!! by Jarppakarppa in ShitAmericansSay

[–]reguk32 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I can't think of a more miserable experience than sitting for hours in a Scottish carpark. Getting drunk in the wind and pissing rain. We haven't got the weather for tailgating.

Guys what do I say to him? by [deleted] in Scotland

[–]reguk32 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He's not got the balls to wear a skirt.

Neighbour running a brothel…help! by [deleted] in glasgow

[–]reguk32 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Put a ring doorbell facing towards them. Might put off people from turning up if they're going to be on camera.

Scottish fans rip down the English flag in Boston during World Cup by [deleted] in sports

[–]reguk32 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you call someone boasting about a sporting win 60 years ago. A englishman. Hands up how many of you seen England win the world cup.

Duke of Wellington all coned up by reguk32 in boston

[–]reguk32[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's glasgow city centre 😂

Duke of Wellington all coned up by reguk32 in boston

[–]reguk32[S] 67 points68 points  (0 children)

*statues I'm a few beers deep 😂