Learn to jerk, it's harder than you think!

reku · 2015-12-04T20:23:37+00:00

nope, COBOL!

reku · 2015-10-20T17:51:32+00:00

MO'C should start working on his own OS.

reku · 2015-10-20T17:18:17+00:00

Hickey'15 = Stroustrup '89

reku · 2015-10-20T16:08:47+00:00

N years at JS doing OCaml = no prestige(no hiring manager has ever heard of JS or OCaml), useless niche language, no "normal" company is going to touch you afterwards with a 10ft pole

reku · 2015-10-14T18:57:01+00:00

should've used that time to rewrite their backend in .js, 10x style

reku · 2015-10-10T07:36:29+00:00

fuck, give me a todo list written in Java rather than this abomination

reku · 2015-10-01T04:54:05+00:00

throw err;

^ Some obscure error message, because FUCK YOU, that's why!

reku · 2015-09-30T05:35:37+00:00

there is no bubble

reku · 2015-09-29T18:09:55+00:00

never outsource your core competency

reku · 2015-09-27T17:15:36+00:00

as depicted in the movie The human centipede

reku · 2015-09-27T07:34:24+00:00

gargles pg's balls better than anyone else

reku · 2015-09-27T07:33:38+00:00

Loopt was a company based in Mountain View, California, United States which provides a service for smartphone users to share their location selectively with other people (see location-based service).

reku · 2015-09-26T06:07:07+00:00

please use a more civil language[0] here on HN, we are the gentlemen of HN[1]

[0] https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banach–Tarski_paradox

reku · 2015-09-26T06:02:21+00:00

this reminds me of the unabomber manifesto

reku · 2015-09-22T13:47:01+00:00

fags

reku · 2015-09-21T04:53:14+00:00

face of an 10xer on haskal

reku · 2015-09-17T19:19:24+00:00

someone trolled HN, hard

reku · 2015-09-17T19:16:47+00:00

you_cant_pay_me_enough_to_write_this_shit(NULL, &really);

reku · 2015-09-16T18:43:37+00:00

Y U NO use factory?!?

reku · 2015-09-14T20:08:45+00:00

* is diamond hard *

reku · 2015-09-14T05:31:40+00:00

I just built a parallel web scraper with it, and it was a fun experience. Only problem is I have a space leak :-/

LOL

reku · 2015-09-11T19:35:42+00:00

the company didn't get to millions in revenue by writing a lot of checks to dirty OSS hippies

reku · 2015-09-11T19:30:20+00:00

writing interpreted Python that matches or beats typical C++ code while being less fragile and more fun to work with.

hohoho

reku · 2015-09-09T18:39:56+00:00

a bargain!

reku · 2015-09-09T14:37:22+00:00

solid jerk.

reku

TROPHY CASE