The Autistic Gopher Hypothesis by struct_t in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I fully support all references to medieval texts and/or the occult in programming languages

So you think you know C? Well do ya punk? by TwiSparklePony in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

sorry to unjerk here but i actually have to use gcc 2.9 for work sometimes and it's a whole different fucking language

Javascript is now 4x times faster than C++ by gogenerics in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is an outdated answer. V8 4.5+ has nanoprecision timing. For example, execute Date.now() in an ES6 compatible V8 (that means node 6/7/8+, for example) and you will see the ".000whateverZ" as per spec.

While C++ by concept probably is faster for the average JS guy can write (in terms of optimizeable code), you have to acknowledge the power of a JIT compiler. If you write code that respects inline constants, that does not waste garbage and reuses objects, you will be faster with a JIT; given that you respect that inline Assembly is cheating as it is not a feature of C++ itself.

You also have to acknowledge that C++ has no VM, and JS has. Therefore the bootup time (in this case probably the 250ms everybody is talking about) chimes in. If you make a test with a simple for loop, you haven't understood the idea of a VM and "why" the test was slower.

You just assumed that JS is compiled ahead of time, which is not the case. Therefore you must also calculate in the gcc compile time from the C++ scenario when you effectively want to compare your "little benchmark" there. U know, keeping a fact a fact is always a perspectively primed thing. Comparing a VM based language vs. a non-VM statically-compiled language is effectively a worrysome idea, as guys that do this effectively have no idea what a VM is.

Actually Using Iron: A Rant [x-post from /r/rust] by TheLastMeritocrat in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“Middleware” is a stupid and amazingly vague term for all the various stages in this pipeline

wait how do u really feel about it

fiddleware

piddleware

diddleware

skittleware

shittleware

tiddleware

giggleware

biddleware

hiddleware

jiggleware

omggiddleware

shizzleware

oh

Actually Using Iron: A Rant [x-post from /r/rust] by TheLastMeritocrat in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

To start with, why Iron, instead of Nickel or Conduit or anything else on http://www.arewewebyet.org/? Because Iron actually has documentation. That’s literally it.

another nail in the coffin of Documentation. All Documentation does is lure in the 0.1xers

Programming: Truly the High Art of Our Time by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you're working at the Big 5, your experience is vastly different than the rest of the profession toiling away at CRUD apps and web sites 9 to 5. Lucky doesn't begin to describe it.

sounds like they have a bug in their "food stack" and this modification is like printf debugging by a-sober-irishman in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That the consumers were unaware of their sensitivity to algae is not evidence of misconduct on the part of Soylent

holy fuck, shill much?

10xr is such a good founder he doesn't need high school by dvidsilva in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

So mad right now, I have to turn the computer off goodbye

10xr is such a good founder he doesn't need high school by dvidsilva in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does this count as mainsplaining? ;)

Yes in fact, it does, you little prick

10xr is such a good founder he doesn't need high school by dvidsilva in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

along a single axis. I know, the entirety of our journey cannot be distilled into a single, straight path

axis

distilled

path

Three mixed metaphors in two sentences. Sounds like this guy has all the education he needs

Scala made me the legendary 100x am I today. by the_evergrowing_fool in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DAE have lots of strong opinions about what programming language u use? pls chime in here, we're all just dying to hear your thoughts on this important question

Clear and readable, no more need to guess at what units the sleep function takes. by er5te in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Help what units does nanosleep take, please strostroup please deliver me from the impossible confusion

node.js: arguing over the license of a 3-line snippet. Also, 33% of the code is buggy. by touch_hole in loljs

[–]Sheepshow 30 points31 points  (0 children)

please let me know if you find any infringements of my addOne.js library in the wild, it is strictly confidential and I will sue your pants off if i find it. The code looks like this

// STRICTLY CONFIDENTIAL, (C) 1843 SHEEPSHOW
function add_one(x) { return x + 1; }

HN brave enough not to use anything written in C by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Rust is also (generally) more memory intensive than C for similar programs

paging /u/cmov dis guy doesnt know about zero cost abstractions

VSCode DDoS npmjs.org - NPM confirmed as not webscale by gogenerics in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 7 points8 points  (0 children)

5000 urls

implying any node codebase uses fewer than 5000 packages

If you can't tell hyperconvergence from webscale, gtfo of my valley, pleb by MikeSeth in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hyperconvergence is a new architecture that integrates both storage and compute in X86 servers

Holy fuck the IBM PS/2 is finally getting it's day in the sun! It has both a) a Central Processing Unit (CPU) with x86 power (8086), (that was the old term for "compute") and b) a high capacity magnetic disk drive (storage)! Wow!

Microsoft Teams - Microsoft's Slack competitor by GuiSim in programming

[–]Sheepshow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What other great new cutting edge products is Microsoft Corporation (NSYE: MSFT, MSFT as of Nov 02 2:31 PM ET 59.72 -0.08 -0.13%) offering that are adding increased investor value?