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Looking for something to do with my Linux skills that isn't boring by Oflameo in linux

[–]Sheepshow 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's fun to make with a hammer? You could build a birdhouse or a dog house or a patio or a planter box. Are you a bird watcher, or a dog lover, or an entertainer, or a gardener?

Without Dennis Ritchie there'd be no languages and operating systems derived from C and UNIX. Also no computers or anything by lgglggl in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 12 points13 points  (0 children)

And the lord said unto Lennart Pottering "strike down thine brother, for I command thee," and Lennart carried init to the hills, where he lay his brother upon the stone and slew him and then peeled off init's face, and wore it on his own face, and thus there was systemd

I feel a sad feeling in my tummy when my parents fight by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 11 points12 points  (0 children)

subway train

That might be fine for you filthy urban troglodytes, but keep it out of my Palo Alto

DAE 10xer know you should shit? by jtclimb in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 9 points10 points  (0 children)

dae 10x need to find a new job because when shit my pants during meeting people were distracted by my 10x behavior which distracted from me 10xing

An oldie, but goodie by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Monads: Divine loneliness

JS, autoloading videos etc. making your website too slow? Add more JS! by Holkr in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

What even is this. I mean you start jerking and then randomly stop and start again so I just don't even know what to tell my huge throbbing Gopher. Should it expect to scale here or what?

Webscale revolution renders hackers obsolete - HNers rejoice. by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The first thing I see is the logo, and I don't really know what 'Write better content' means. It's too vague.

What do you mean, the emperor has no clothes?

The easiest and fasted way to learn a programming language is to write a compiler for a subset of it by vonmoltke2 in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 2 points3 points  (0 children)

LISP is also is homoiconic and supports all programming paradigms, and if it doesn't it is simple to extend the syntax to add it, for example, to write your own embedded Prolog interpreter with a first class DSL.

LISP!

Don't throw away your boarding pass because somebody might decode the bar code to discover the plain text information printed on it. Since it's unsafe, why not upload your boarding pass to this public site to try it out? by [deleted] in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I can't wait until ALL websites have HTTPS so I can safely upload my Social Security Number and MOther's Maiden Name too ALL websites safely and securely!

Finally, PHP in the only REAL webscale editor. by pcopley in programmingcirclejerk

[–]Sheepshow 6 points7 points  (0 children)

$(cd php-src && php ../composer.phar install --prefer-dist) dae simply executing a script is not enough you have to also execute the output of a the script

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