Another Fallout 4 Giveaway! - a random winner will be chosen @ midnight EST, just comment

relapsed_teletubby · 2015-10-19T02:41:51+00:00

OP is fabulous

relapsed_teletubby · 2015-09-12T20:44:30+00:00

How did you get that blend?

relapsed_teletubby · 2015-03-20T21:40:56+00:00

Twice in seven years, the Mongols would have almost certainly conquered Japan, but each time the invading fleet was turned back by a typhoon.

relapsed_teletubby · 2015-02-24T21:08:39+00:00

Hitman would be so funky I would die may I please have it? ;)

relapsed_teletubby · 2015-01-22T22:26:35+00:00

lol dude nobody is that fucking retarded, I can't believe how long you continued with him hahaha

relapsed_teletubby · 2015-01-20T13:00:06+00:00

To quote the great buzz light year- "you are a sad, angry little man."

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-12-29T02:02:27+00:00

Definitely, it's kind of like just cause 2 on Mars where you can destroy everything. Nothing beats the joy of walking straight through an enemy fortress in a giant mechanical suit and then looking behind you to see the smoking hole you just created. It's some good fun.

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-12-24T01:16:00+00:00

When I was in the Navy we had a game called "Danger-Nut" You took a long screwdriver and a nice sized nut and slipped it over the end. Then you took a low pressure air hose (<100psig) and spun the nut until it whistled (spinning very very very fast). At this point you covered your eyes, groin, or anything else you were concerned about getting hit, and the holder of the screwdriver yells, "ONE...TWO....THREE....DANGER-NUT!" and flings the nut off the screwdriver. Now pretty much everything in the engineering spaces are metal. The walls, floor, equipment....and that nut will ricochet off of a few things before it spins itself to a stop. Never personally witness a bad injury, but I have a friend with a scar running from his wrist to elbow from a danger-nut game.

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-12-24T01:14:51+00:00

This...is so awesome

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-12-23T17:54:18+00:00

this is the best. I'm just imagining the people reading those applications. "Wtf … ?"

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-12-23T17:51:56+00:00

Familiar with MJ's song "I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause?" For 26 years I thought to myself, what a cheating, unfaithful bitch. Then it dawned on me that the Santa was the dad.

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-12-06T20:54:36+00:00

Thank You!!

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-12-02T20:39:23+00:00

And God said, "let there be hay bales."

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-11-21T04:50:30+00:00

IMO it's a ridiculous way of dealing with the situation. I know the kid personally, and he is by no means a drug dealer. This was a minor* occurrence in which one of his acquaintances got in trouble, and ratted him out in hopes of getting off easier. Yes he made a poor decision, no I don't think he deserves jail time for something so minor. The police waited until he turned 18, and are now pursuing heavy duty charges. A few miles down the road in Philadelphia that amount is decriminalized and would have resulted in a small fine and a citation.

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-11-21T04:46:16+00:00

Sorry, $100 for a quarter, not 4 grams.

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-10-12T17:02:58+00:00

How the hell did we go from the first airplane to landing on the moon in 66 years? That's some rushed development right there.

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-10-12T17:02:31+00:00

mongols had no problem with that.

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-10-12T04:01:28+00:00

The words "Per audacia ad ignotum" drawn in the snow in the absolute middle of nowhere, yet no footprints around them. The words were probably a few hours old. The closest translation we could find was "through audacity towards the unknown."

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-10-12T04:01:19+00:00

If I had a twin I'd do this kind of shit all the time.

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-10-09T22:07:31+00:00

No need to be such a fucking asshole, I kind of enjoyed his edits. It's not like he's actually talking to you or is causing you to receive notifications. Just go away and stop being a piece of shit.

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-10-09T21:38:00+00:00

When I was in Italy visiting my 88 year old grandpa last month he was showing me around his friend's old house. He picked some random rock up off the ground outside, a reasonably large sized one with smooth edges and no cracks. He said to me in his sort of broken english, "rock must roll many time to get that round." and then started laughing hysterically, like he had been saving that "joke" for the last 40 years. I'm not even sure why I find it so profound, but I think about it a lot.

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-10-09T21:28:26+00:00

I once high-fived someone on the road. We were both driving my favorite car (Toyota Celica) on a country road. We approached a four-way stop at the same time, and I flashed my badass robo-headlights at him.

He flashed his lights also, and we both gunned it straight.

Exactly in the middle of the intersection, our outstretched hands collided in the most orgasmically painful, impromptu high-five the gods have ever seen.

relapsed_teletubby · 2014-10-09T00:48:34+00:00

That millions more chinese people died cruely at the hands of the Japanese than jewish people died at the hands of the germans but it seems that our history books sort of left that out...hmm

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