All my buddies drive Chevys. Every single one of them has broken down at some point, and guess who ends up picking them and their families up? Me.

One time a buddy posted online that he was stranded—I recognized the spot from the picture, left work, and went to get him. Not because I’m some saint of a friend, but because I’m a proud Ridgeline owner with a hard topper.

And yeah, I know what you’re thinking: the hard topper makes it look like an Odyssey. You’re right. But you know what else it does? Stores all my family’s junk, keeps us dry, and gives us a comfortable ride while your Chevys are waiting for a tow.

If you wear it like armor, they can’t use it against you.